audrey ☕

I think holding a fat little pigeon could fix me rn

Hey. Count on surviving this. I’ll try to do the same

A painting of a bird beside the text "what have we done to be blessed with your bullshit?"

This year’s theme for #AvianAugust is dedicated to the incredible birds of Hawaii!

You don’t have to like, approve of, or engage with porn and nsfw work to see how right wing extremists are using fear and stigma around smut to ban queer people from public life, define “good” sex as only between married people for procreation, and otherwise further force white supremacy on everyone

Bert from the Simpsons with a cake that says "im sorry for forgetting to reply, im usually either very busy, depressed, shy or just plain forgot. Regaurdless, I don't ignore your messages and I appreciate them a lot"

Literally me🥲 sorry friends

new favorite thing to do: put on a record and light a candle while i lay on the couch and read. maximum coziness 😌

A painting of a bird beside the text "I'm glad we can all agree that this is some big time fucked up shit"

there are so many gay things to be said

Pigeon Party 🕊

#illustration #pigeons #animalart #artsky

I, for one, am tired of [gestures broadly]. I have grown weary of [points in all directions simultaneously].

me at most news articles nowadays

Keep supporting indie artists!

#artist #artistalley #tariffs

#moodboard

imagine if it were that easy

"But I'm a citizen," you say. "This doesn't apply to me." It's a pretty short step from deporting lawful residents without due process to "show me your papers, you don't LOOK like a real American to ME" on the street.

#moodboard

still patiently waiting for my ST graphic novel and shirts to arrive and magically fix my life

🥲

continuing the wonderful annual tradition of car problems around the holidays:

i walked out to my car this morning, to find one of my windows smashed open 🙃 nothing looked stolen luckily, but i still had to make a police report before work for insurance purposes

so. that's cool.

more old person wisdom: flavored sparkling water mixed with cranberry juice makes the latter more bearable

follow for more 30+ yo tips and tricks ✌🏾 (from: someone who never wants to pay $100+ for an urgent care visit for a UTI ever again)

gagic the mathering

A painting of a bird beside the text "motherfucker what the fuck"

A screenshot from discord of the recipient of my secret santa gift, expressing their their gratitude for the gifts

and i was stressing like crazy about what to give mine because they're the one who heads & started this whole thing, has the most knowledge of fountain pens, and pen-abled p much all of us lol

they liked my gift, i'm so happy 😭💖 (also shout out to my friend Sarah from whom i commissioned the art)

A spread of misc stationary with cute, vintage designs, a postcard & sticker from ottawa, an a6 midori diary, a bottle of ferris wheel press ink, and a tiger's eye in the shape of an acorn. And a nestle coffee crisp bar

A close up of the aforementioned stationary, featuring butterflies, flowers, and other cute designs

i'm in a discord server that has a fountain pen/stationary channel. we do secret santa every year and we had our video call today to open our gifts together

and man. it's so nice being part of a lil community like this. everyone & everything was so nice and i realized this is what it's all about ✨️🎁

Friday at last…

If I wanted more followers, I'd post better

i can't stress how much of my life is being held together singularly by the fact that i have ST merch/other misc purchases shipping out to me. but also i'm in shambles because all of my packages are taking fcking forever to arrive

and that's so gd pathetic of me lmao

this will be the third time in the past week that i've had to vacuum my shower because of maintenance done on the plumbing upstairs

anyway i need to move out lmao

view of my shower, with maintenance man's ladder in foreground. The access panel in the ceiling is gone and opens up to the unit above

My shower floor, covered & dust and debris. also seen is the fallen (temporary) access panel and the maintenance man's step ladder

come home early to start putting up the Christmas tree & lights?

no

have heavy power tools breaking through the shoddily built temporary access panel above your shower and covering your life in dust instead

A physical copy of the manga Destroy All Humans, They Can't Be Regenerated; the cover features two middle schoolers sitting back to back from each other, one girl holding a phone and one boy holding a magic the gathering card as he looks out the window to see a meteor falling from the sky

A holographic magic the gathering card called Diabolic Edict; an instant spell that reads "Target player sacrifices a creature." The spell's cost is one colorless and one black mana, and the art depicts a wiry creature holding onto a ledge and reaching out toward you

did i fr buy a manga purely to get a free promo magic the gathering card? you bet your sweet ass i did

also, did you know there's a mtg manga?