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@dashsim.bsky.social

obsessive gamer | beater of battletoads | she/her/it/its | literal unironic demon in human form ΘΔ | taken by a dragon

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Latest posts by dashsim.bsky.social on Bluesky

Gender affirming care SAVES LIVES. Before I transitioned I was murdering people every day

25.10.2025 20:04 — 👍 2919    🔁 794    💬 12    📌 15
Block letter print on notebook paper, pinned to wall

YOU LOOK GREAT.
YOUR TEETH ARE SHARP.
YOUR EYES ARE LUMINOUS.
THE TOWN FOLK WHISPER YOUR NAME IN HUSHED
TONES

Block letter print on notebook paper, pinned to wall YOU LOOK GREAT. YOUR TEETH ARE SHARP. YOUR EYES ARE LUMINOUS. THE TOWN FOLK WHISPER YOUR NAME IN HUSHED TONES

#MondayMotivation

20.10.2025 17:40 — 👍 3842    🔁 1357    💬 5    📌 60

The past-time of misinterpreting out-of-context, questionably translated Japanese game dev statements continues stronger than ever, apparently

19.10.2025 22:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

nooooo

07.10.2025 10:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The CEO of Bluesky is craven and evil. The only people that build these platforms are infected with the self-reproducing moral rot of capitalism. They have no sense of duty or stewardship. They see their monetary reward as a cleansing justification for their actions.

04.10.2025 13:29 — 👍 10016    🔁 2203    💬 72    📌 70
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

05.10.2025 09:08 — 👍 38113    🔁 17049    💬 816    📌 2401

Instead it would be a for a great reason, like someone said Battletoads is bad or something

03.10.2025 21:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I ran a social media site I would simply not embarrassingly crash out for no sufficiently good reason

03.10.2025 21:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

CEO: we're all trying to improve this place

You: so you're gonna kick out the guy who keeps trying to kill me, right

CEO:

You: You're gonna kick out the guy who has literally helped kiwifarms target me personally, right

CEO: WAFFLES

02.10.2025 06:55 — 👍 4827    🔁 1324    💬 7    📌 12
the bors "I think we should improve society somewhat" cartoon except society is replaced with "bsky" and "and yet you participate in it!" is replaced with "WAFFLES"

the bors "I think we should improve society somewhat" cartoon except society is replaced with "bsky" and "and yet you participate in it!" is replaced with "WAFFLES"

02.10.2025 17:10 — 👍 11383    🔁 2814    💬 38    📌 45

Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy

07.09.2025 09:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Looks imminently sniffable

05.09.2025 22:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

YEAH OKAY, AND I FUCKIN HATE WHEN MY NEPHEW ASKS WHY SNOOP DOGG IS IN 50000000 SHITTY ADS AND I HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHAT A SELLOUT IS DIDNT COME HERE FOR THIS SHIT

25.08.2025 03:33 — 👍 3155    🔁 813    💬 28    📌 2
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Gavin Newsom suggesting that 25 years of age is too young to transition and agreeing to right-wing entryism of concern trolling about trans people in sports. This is your opposition leader?

I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.

22.08.2025 15:26 — 👍 5712    🔁 1466    💬 306    📌 950

I do, in fact, wish ill upon JK Rowling.

21.08.2025 20:47 — 👍 18    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

21.08.2025 13:43 — 👍 22727    🔁 22133    💬 272    📌 336

C'mon. Really?

10.06.2025 18:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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bored at the zoo

18.05.2025 07:22 — 👍 3314    🔁 441    💬 82    📌 25

How is it even possible for me to be so bad at falling asleep? I get practice time in literally every night

09.05.2025 23:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it prophecy, or is it a pitch for my absurdist post-apocalyptic thriller?

09.05.2025 11:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The year is 2151. The Earth is dead, the oceans have dried, and the remnants of humanity balance fate on a knife's edge. Yet, somewhere amongst the ash and dust of this ruined world, sits a lone factory, windows lit. Within, The Mission continues: Ensuring the GameCube controller outlives us all

09.05.2025 11:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
“Hard for me to see gender as biological if it requires a police state to enforce it “

“Hard for me to see gender as biological if it requires a police state to enforce it “

Hoy y siempre

17.04.2025 10:32 — 👍 442    🔁 224    💬 0    📌 2
Illustrated portrait poster of Kilmar Abrego Garcia with text: BRING HIM BACK, Kilmar Abrego Garcia: Innocent Resident Dad

Illustrated portrait poster of Kilmar Abrego Garcia with text: BRING HIM BACK, Kilmar Abrego Garcia: Innocent Resident Dad

“BRING HIM HOME” #abregogarcia

Free to use for protests and organizing, not for profit. Here’s the high res: drive.google.com/file/d/1Nn3Y...

16.04.2025 02:58 — 👍 206    🔁 116    💬 5    📌 1

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.

"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

09.04.2025 05:20 — 👍 955    🔁 205    💬 14    📌 9

Sure, my country and the world more generally are crumbling around me. But consider this: Donkey Kong

04.04.2025 11:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Strom Thurmond and Elon both taking an L on the same day is a hell of a white supremacy bankshot

02.04.2025 02:35 — 👍 5404    🔁 922    💬 24    📌 20

What? Relatively good stuff happened in US politics? I don't even know how to process such a thing anymore

02.04.2025 02:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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More of this!

11.03.2025 22:01 — 👍 45034    🔁 12196    💬 1401    📌 1669

I've long held it as a direct predecessor for that reason

10.03.2025 23:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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