Ty Cross

mind if I put on some music? [props open a musical birthday card with a 4 second loop of celebration by Kool and the gang]

Pittsburgh Penguins legend.

I missed you. Glad I found you over here again.

It’s about that time of year for me to make my favorite joke I’ve ever written:

“Tim Allen should really have gotten an Oscar nomination for The Santa Clause when you think about how convincingly he played Santa Claus, historically known socialist.”

#Christmas #TheSantaClause

Can we all agree that the #KnockedLoose and #Poppy performance is an all time music television moment? Like it still feels historic.

Robert Eggers is my favorite filmmaker working today. His #Nosferatu is going to be my Dune II. I’m going to be so annoying, so over the top with my love for this film. I will have 0 followers when it’s all said and done because it will be the only thing I care to discuss after I see it.

Every time shoulders hit mat I think “why am I doing this to myself”

Taking bumps is dumb and I should seriously stop doing it.

880 Wrestling Tag Team Champion. #prowrestler #Prowrestling #Pittsburgh #professionalwrestling

At this point the Raiders have to get Daniel Jones right?

I’m not even a Commanders fan, but Jayden Daniels is so fucking awesome man. He’s one of my favorite players in the league right now. #NFL

The thing about 880 wrestling is that every time they do an event it feels bigger. That’s an insane thing to accomplish. But they do it every time.

Playing table Magic is so good when I get the chance (rare) but playing table Magic AND my deck goes off? That’s a real good time. #Magic #MTG #MTGsky #MagicTheGathering

You think Aliens don’t talk to us because they saw how good looking John Stamos is and got shy?

Gotta post some media over here now. Need to remind people in a bad dude. #ProWrestler #ProWrestling #BlackHandSociety

That’s such a bummer. Just hit me up and lemme know when you decide.

I read the comments under a CNN article about the US returning stolen artifacts to India and there was only ONE nazi. Definitely a healthier environment here than at the other place. X would’ve had at least 20 nazis in there.

Someone let me know when Lee Moriarty gets on this app so I can follow him and make him follow me back so I can continue to say I know someone famous.

Don’t ever disrespect the king of Taiga style.

1. Justin Chancellor (Tool)
2. Les Claypool
3. Tim Cummerford (RATM)
4. Adam Devonshire (IDLES)
5. Aaron Beam (Red Fang)
6. Troy Sanders (Mastodon)
7. Gene Simmons (Kiss)
8. Paul Gray (Slipknot)
9. Ryan Martinie (Mudvayne)
10. Geddy Lee (Rush)

Have you guys ever, or do you plan to ever, make your way to Pittsburgh?

Way to use the posted I’m not on for this.

#Aura

A rolling elbow right now would absolutely rock…

(Fred Schneider voice) you got a fast CAR

All I’ve learned so far from this is that I just miss Mauro Ranallo.

I see a lot of people with “Invalid Link” or whatever under their name. It might have to do with that.

I was in the comments on here under a CNN article about the US returning stolen artifacts to India.

Only ONE Nazi. It felt like paradise.

Straight circles is is also an oxy moron