@hypophoran.bsky.social
33 | PC Gamer | Grass/Ghost | Gym | X-Men Comics | Londoner | Techy | Bear |
It’s Friday, why am I feeling so miserable
31.10.2025 11:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Like, I really don't wanna harp on about it all the time, but holy shit tech companies are making it really fucking hard to enjoy literally anything at all anymore. Everything is fucking garbage. Everything has ads, subscriptions (with quarterly price increases), everything crams SHITE AI into it.
31.10.2025 10:42 — 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Opened a bottle of red to celebrate. And yes that is a tube of poly filler next to salted corn nuts and gardening sheers. I am a complex individual.
29.10.2025 02:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve been thinking about making that TikTok indoor greenhouse thingy
28.10.2025 16:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I have a problem 🍜
28.10.2025 16:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When this banger comes on, it still gives me Just Dance Lockdown PTSD 😰
28.10.2025 14:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Started using this stuff less than a week ago and my skin has never looked so good. Totally worth £1.50
28.10.2025 09:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Day 12 of buying my dates flowers until someone buys me flowers 🌹
25.10.2025 11:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hello sexy sock weather
23.10.2025 09:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does anyone know where I can get plain black prescription contacts by next weekend?
22.10.2025 21:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Christ I know I’m a lil chunky n funky but damn
22.10.2025 20:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Halloween costume ideas?
Let’s be honest I’m probably going to do something lazy like rip the sleeves off a flannel shirt, wear a harness and say I’m a werewolf
Does anyone have contact details for an electrician in south London? Need an oven switch installed asap, before next week if possible
22.10.2025 15:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I can deny the truth with filters no longer. The time has come.
22.10.2025 12:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Why is the trailer for Toy Story 4 in Norsk and why can’t I change it?! For a moment I thought I was having auditory hallucinations!
21.10.2025 14:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trying to send this sore throat straight to fiery hell
20.10.2025 17:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Welcome to Orwell’s nightmare
16.10.2025 15:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are they all written in the present tense? I tried reading one and I couldn’t get to grips with it; it’s my least favourite form of writing
14.10.2025 11:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Not bad for someone that only has access to an airfryer and a microwave 😋
12.10.2025 18:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
**cackles harder**
12.10.2025 18:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I can feel the ring sting already mwahahaha
12.10.2025 17:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The face of a man on the hunt for Buldak noodles
12.10.2025 17:28 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0WHY THE FUCK IS MY NEIGHBOUR DRILLING AT 11PM?!
11.10.2025 22:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Who needs a takeaway when you can act like an unattended child with access to a credit card and an airfryer
11.10.2025 19:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Moving everything in the whole flat to the living room in preparation for new flooring was a bigger task than I thought, I have so much stuff 😫
11.10.2025 14:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Friday Flex 💪🏻
10.10.2025 20:27 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Not my GP playing Huntrix in the waiting room 😭
10.10.2025 12:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ll take that (. )( .)
08.10.2025 19:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just say hello to me next time 😉
08.10.2025 09:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I really wanna try a slutty lil ‘tache but I’m solidly convinced my face is too round for that and growing the beard back is a 6 month job 🤔
08.10.2025 09:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
