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Back to back, they faced each other.
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise, came and shot those 2 dead boys.

If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man. (he saw it too)

01.12.2024 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
I'll tell you a story I never heard before.

Admission is free, so pay at the door.

One bright day,in the middle of the night.
2 dead boys got up to fight.

01.12.2024 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My crafting soundtrack ranges from throat singing, through heavy metal, all the way to German/Polish/Russian hardbass .

01.12.2024 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I support this choice.
Just be sure to check for traffic first, so you don't end up with an arson charge.
πŸ˜πŸ‘

01.12.2024 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*photo actual size of Pluto.

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Just kidding! We love you, Pluto!
😍

01.12.2024 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are my favoritest blacklight human!
πŸ˜πŸ‘

01.12.2024 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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