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I Start Fires

@istartfires.bsky.social

#IStartFires so you don't have to! πŸ’§ Raising awareness about #FireSafety with a matchstick sense of humor, and a fire extinguisher in hand. #SafetyFirst, chaos never! πŸš’ Disclaimer: I do not condone the starting of fires by people who are not me. πŸ”₯

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I've decided that I didn't get enough Halloween so Halloween isn't over yet. Maybe 13 more days and I'll feel like it's enough?

01.11.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I made rice crispy treats! And I didn't even start a fire! Feeling quite proud of myself. πŸ‘ πŸ₯°

01.11.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But... I don't wanna do this buddy...

31.10.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Halloweenie! πŸŽƒ πŸ”₯

31.10.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stay safe out there on Halloween kiddos! No starting fires! That's my job!

31.10.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are so valid.

30.10.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you literally THE GUY!?! Annihilation is my favorite book.

29.10.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel old now. I miss Blockbuster.

29.10.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The last time someone let me eat my Thali in peace was never.

28.10.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a person is holding a small bat upside down in their hand Alt: A GIF of a person with their finger outstretched and a tiny little micro bat is clinging onto the finger with it's little bat hands and hangs upside down, gently swaying side to side. The bat has black wings, a fluffy grey body, big beady eyes and a neutral expression. The bat blinks once.

I appreciate bats all year long! ❀️

28.10.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Woke 2: everyone gets civil rights this time.

28.10.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We went from a pro-Belkin household to an anti-Belkin household OVERNIGHT.

28.10.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fire safety family, we all hate Belkin now. Agreed?

28.10.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I loved Belkin so much because they're fire rated, but the very first time I have had an issue it has been migraine inducing. 9 representatives in 22 days, hopefully my bank can fix the issue.

28.10.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't buy Belkin products. I have been a loyal customer for years and the very first time there is an issue they are trying to have me foot the bill. Bought 4 Surge protectors and 3 arrived defective. I got approved to replace ONE of them, and I have to pay return shipping.

28.10.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The very flame that lets us think, love, move, and create is the same flame that eventually consumes the wick. Oxygen grows us, and oxygen eats us. Are we all being farmed by the universe? Or just given the best chance at existing it can give?

26.10.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brother, why do you rain on my parade?

26.10.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎢We didn't start the fire-🎢

Oh wait, we're dragons...
Maybe we did ^^'

...maybe 🐲

26.10.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone can become disabled.

Anyone can lose their job.

Anyone can become homeless.

Anyone can go hungry.

These are not moral failings. They can happen in an instant.

Most people are far closer to living in poverty than they realize.

We must fight for one another & for the most vulnerable.

25.10.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4166    πŸ” 1730    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 42

Gonna run for an office of something.

25.10.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trauma isn't in the past, it is in your nervous system. Don't let anyone invalidate you and stunt your healing process.

24.10.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Canadians need to storm the boarder and rebuild the White House.

24.10.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fire bad.

24.10.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can also reduce strain on food banks in other ways, like inviting neighbors to eat with you or even setting up neighborhood batch cooking. Cooking is a lot more efficient and less expensive per plate when you feed a lot of people at once.

Also, look up Langar & local gudwaras. They'll feed you.

23.10.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

There were 12 house fires in my city this week. How many were there in your town? Never forget your community in it's time of need.

23.10.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a listing on Amazon of a similar set of magnet balls implicated in the recall. It has the exact same photo of the curled cones in a circle of magnet balls. It is the same photo as in the recall but the actual box design is different.

A screenshot of a listing on Amazon of a similar set of magnet balls implicated in the recall. It has the exact same photo of the curled cones in a circle of magnet balls. It is the same photo as in the recall but the actual box design is different.

How are they still allowed to sell the identical product under a different brand on Amazon? It has the exact same reference pictures even.

23.10.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, it is made of dinosaur oil and dinos are flammable.

23.10.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Plastic is probably flammable.

23.10.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is why I just try to break one phone screen 15 different times.

23.10.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Door to door salesman with high pressure tactics. Colorized 1953

22.10.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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