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I'm so sad and annoyed about something which I a) shouldn't even know and b) have no right to be sad or annoyed about.

THANKS, PMT

But Google has my back...

Bekommen wir Schnäpse oder was?

Ok. Now I'm ready.

Don't believe me? Oh ok, well meine Schwester ist Schauspielerin, mein Bruder ist Kellner und meine Mutter ist klug und sehr klein.

Boom.

Couldn't tell you how to ask "Are we getting shots or what?" yet, sadly.

Revisiting Duolingo German - if I ever need to announce my sister is an actress, my brother is a waiter and my mother is smart and very small I AM SO READY.

They said this was a Matrix duck, but I'm not convinced... #twinpeaks

Never grow up

My Jim'll Paint It order has come! 2 t shirts and 4 art prints 😍

I'M not one to complain usually but, I mean fucking hell. Come on. Peter Busby, e-mail

The soon to be famous Eve6 scale of woke. Some might say you're at the Max... ok yeah, no it's fine, I'm leaving anyway. I'll get my coat.

A thing that i believe about myself is that I'm the perfect amount of woke. If you're less woke than me you need to fix your heart and if you're more woke than me your friends and neighbors probably find you a little fatiguing

This feels like a much safer place to be tonight

Very cute - I watched your wedding on Twitch. A glorious thing 🥰

Ok what's going on - is it a full moon? Is some shit in some other shit's retrograde? The levels of absoluteluly unhinged behaviour and downright cringe people are putting out into the world is off the charts. Behave!

Selling house is so stressful - oh you wanna come look at my house? Where all my shit is? And you wanna know things about it? And be shown around? Grow up. Just buy it, take a punt. People have no balls anymore.

Woke up and read an articles that scientists are close to disproving the parallel universes theory and I've never slammed a magazine down so fast. All that keeps me going is thinking there's another version of me where I didn't balls it up so badly 🤦🏻‍♀️

eve6 @eve6.bsky.social • 3h Can't imagine the youth will be too bummed about tik tok being banned when they can still read the blue sky posts of late nineties alternative rock band eve6 Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social • 3h "Wheatus is cheungy" they seem to say @wheatus.com Follow we thought that we were wise and we'd never compromise

Honestly there’s truly no place better to be an elder millennial than Bluesky

I've decided I don't work Fridays anymore and honestly, a fucking fabulous decision. Thrilled with myself. Had a pootle around Lidl, little cosy lunch, might have a sneaky nappy nap later. Brilliant.

This makes me sad because I too am mildly deranged and yet, alas, I remain unencumbered by followers 🤣

Spent the weekend staying at my Dad's in Mayfair and honestly, I've only been living outside of London for the past 9yrs but I'm back home in Derbyshire tonight and I've got the BIG sads. I miss being in London so much 😭

Happy New Year, all 😘

But you'd know what was coming and could get right in there on the ground level!

It breaks your tiny heart, doesn't it. 💔

I won't lie to you that happened to me in 2000 (a bf, tho) which does rather reinforce my desire to redo 1999 in which we were sickeningly happy 👀

I didn't think you were, I thought you were reluctantly stating it as one highlight 🤣

Yes but so did Still D.R.E and nearly every other iconic banger you'd care to mention.

I shall not be moved, Joel.

I got out of work for two hours for the eclipse tho so it was pretty good. More importantly - Bloodhound Gang were still touring, I lived in The Barbican, music was generally EXCELLENT, that summer weather was banging, I was young and slim... ah, it was peak!

Instead of constantly having the uncertainty of a NEW year on 1st Jan annually, has any one considered just redoing an old one that was excellent? 1999, for example.

Seems viable... apart from the first bit.

I really can completely forget that my best friends exist until they text me, but find myself thinking about my ex from when I was 19 every day. Ridiculous.