Christopher Brecht

You know it's a good The Mountain Goats album when you start crying unexpectedly.

q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play?

a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons

He takes DOT because of the debuff received for being a cheater who shouldn't be allowed to play anymore.

In every universe with wedged ball rules it is 🤷

Lol, blue jays don't stand a chance.

Just Spotify, right? You didn't have to shut down your RSS feed I hope?

Hades 2?

Val Kilmer in Tombstone

Bryce is and always has been that Huckleberry

It's Seattle's time! The power of Cal Raleigh's dumper, Etsy witches, and Andrés Muñoz' cat Matilda will push them to victory in the world series for the first time ever!

mariners won

The Librarians Film | Official Site Librarians under siege join forces as unlikely defenders fighting on the frontlines of democracy

THE LIBRARIANS opens today in LA (at Laemmle Royal) and is now playing in NY (at Film Forum) and in select theaters nationwide!

Support the freedom to read and get tickets now!

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give greta thunberg a gundam

God refuses to kill me because he knows I’m coming for him.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

Just How Bad Would an AI Bubble Be? The entire U.S. economy is being propped up by the promise of productivity gains that seem very far from materializing.

Yea, about AI and productivity...

"But when the METR team looked at the employees’ actual work output, they found that the developers had completed tasks 20 percent slower when using AI than when working without it."

www.theatlantic.com/economy/arch...

Gavrilo Princip was a teen dying of TB who felt hopeless about the future of his state.

I wish the rest of sports media would switch over from that cursed place.

the mariners reliever who blew his achilles wheeled around the bases on his scooter, the vibes are off the charts

Man… if they take me apart at the neck one day, y’all gotta make sure my memorial video gets more that 26,000 views. Idc how, like, even if you just put some greatest hits in there, like when we won PUBG the first time or that time I stunted on Jaden Smith without realizing it.

Goebbels Ends Careers of Five 'Aryan' Actors Who Made Witticisms About the Nazi Regime (Published 1939)

These are precedented times and the precedent is a loud ass warning

www.nytimes.com/1939/02/04/a...

“Ganamos!” = “We won!” 😭

Bummer, hope he comes back stronger than ever 🔱

I am once again asking you to stop sending us money.

But we do need your time. ⏰

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A Life Well Wasted episode 9: Game Over is up now. Grab a timed-edition poster by Olly Moss anytime in the next 7 days to support the show. Thanks for sticking with me! alifewellwasted.com

enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits

KORN was on monk. that one time.

"Without the United States, everything in the world would die" made me cock my head to the side like a dog.

Someone needs to pull the rip cord, soon!

His Adderall sniffles are starting!