How I get here

I’m really sick of having to wear a bra and clothes just because I wanna go outside. When will this stop???

Some of us are sane. I promise

Some of y’all in a trauma bond with God

#GoodMorning everyone whose left nipple hurts itches and tingles.

It’s me.

I’m everyone.

Someone come get this nipple I don’t know how much more of this sensation I can take🤣😂🤣😂🤣

🤣😂🤣

#GoodMorning everyone who didn’t fall for the avocado hype

It has no taste and it’s mushy

I’m having a conversation with someone who is making me question my level of intelligence and I’m pretty damn smart

I love your name

#Offset needs to fire his whole team for letting him make and release that whack ass crash out song

Unrelease that track RIGHT NOW!

Why people from NY always gotta tell you they from NY

IDGAF!

Had a session with my sub today
We tried sumn new
He’s been asking for it for months
I thought I hurt him
He liked it
New kink unlocked

He said it’s my fault he cums so fast

He said it feels like the ocean. Idk what that means

Him: what do you bring to the table
Me:🪓⛽️🔥

Jamie Fox hairline in this new movie is disturbing

I ain’t een do nuffin 😂🤣😂🤣

#GoodMorning everyone who eats ass

I’m 49 these titties already lay on my stomach…😂🤣😂🤣 and I’m ok with that

#GoodMorning everyone who don’t feel like a bra today

I know the session is getting good when I tell my therapist this ain’t what I’m paying for and she says this is EXACTLY what you’re paying for…she don’t know me 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

#GoodMorning everyone whose belly joins in when you’re tryna make your booty cheeks clap

How many times per day do you walk into a room and forget why you’re there????

#GoodMorning everyone who knows to come correctly or get the fuck on expeditiously

#GoodMorning everyone who does coke…HOW? I micro die every time I spray my allergy meds

#GoodMorning everyone giving energy to things that don’t matter

STOP THAT!

Now have a great day on purpose

#GoodMorning everyone who ain’t birthed no babies but you definitely have children

You see him on his time
I see him on my time

You are a pastor
I am a heathen
Exactly how do you imagine THIS working????

#GoodMorning everyone who does not start their day with a cup of coffee

I called a manager and she answered “don’t ruin my Friday”
Me: it’s Friday???
Her: No and I don’t need you to remind me
Bof us: hysterical giggles

Happy Wednesday