Striders ~ Vampire Rewatch Edition

Sometimes you crochet 35 rows just to frog it and that-
No it sucks LMFAO prayge for me friends 😂 I just want to write a cute, easy pattern

Jenna: "I have no secrets, just dirty shame" me too girl LMFAO

LMFAO I FORGOT ABOUT KATHERINE GETTING JOHNS STUPID ASS IN THE KITCHEN THATS WHAT YOU GET LOSER GET FUCKED

them: so what are your hobbies?

me: i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

I'm sorry but Jeremy using 800mg Tylenol to try and off himself is so funny to me like yes I know it's possible and it's not because it's a "wuss" choice or ANYTHING like that just it feels so goofy to me? Your house doesn't have anything harder than that it's 2009 docs were TOSSING oxy around man

The rage bait I see online has no ending point why did I just watch a woman "moisturize" her face with fuckin TALLOW DUDE HELL NAH

Elena and Damon dancing at w.e founders thing after loser Stefan goes off to be a weirdo 🥰🥰

Updated Muffin profile pic but it's still me 🤭

Speaking of people who deserve better, why they always gotta kill Jeremy's girlfriends lmao poor kid probably thinks his life is cursed

Oh right the Caroline and Matt plot line 🙄 some of these are so forced I swear LMFAO

I'm getting ahead of myself though at least we got the first Delena road trip

Like I know she put it all out for Bonnie and that's to be applauded but its just such a running theme in this show that Bonnie is constantly having to grieve people and THAT'S NOT FAIR THAT'S WHAT ELENA IS FOR

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I made it past the Grams and Bonnie co-spell and that shit makes me cry every time dude Grams deserved better Bonnie deserves better I just

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Drop something YELLOW! 🌝

imma go smoke weed about it

Elena saying that she cant be with Stefan and doesnt want a vampire involved life hits so hard because the whole time I know what's coming and how much she hates it

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Happy anime Cyndaquil and the text Thanks Cyndaquil!

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Nina Dobrev is such a good facial actress, like good actress in general but the lil discovery voiceover scene is so good I love it

Haven't ranted about Bonnie yet bc there's nothing but positives about her she's the absolute queen of this show idc I LOVE her s1 witchy stuff the candles and the hose at the car wash and the LITERAL CAR ON FIRE GIRL she puts in the WORK to learn how to control all that I love her sm

"Tell me anything about yourself Stefan"

Stefan:

This man tryna say its his brothers fault he's boring help me

LMFAOOO YO I FORGOT MATT FINDS HIM IM GONNA PISS DUDE

L for the douchebag history teacher your death was worth it bring me Alaric

The GASLIGHTING OVER THE GLASS CUT LMAOOO

The "lets get Bonnie to like Stefan" dinner talk CONTINUES to hurt me inside good lord

"Lockwood! Is there anything you're good at???"
Yeah, toxic masculinity dude duh

They literally made Tyler such an immense douchebag it makes it impossible to like him later on!!!
Like after his character development he's at least tolerable but I always forget about that tree scene at the start

Idc Vicki deserved better man she and Jeremy would've been a great thing if only just to teach Vicki how to love herself again 😭💛

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Crunchy ass gif you love to see it

Bonus cat content so those of you who follow me dont want to end me ily 💛