Rick

sigh

No kidding. Yesterday was the first day it seemed actually quite cold to me. Guess second summer is actually over this time.

Damn. Jinxed it.

a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .

When the Blue Jays are up 6-1 in the third.

Was it Collinsworth? Was he still talking about his Super-Bowl fumble?

Literally no better metaphor for how he immediately fucked up the country within his first moments.

If you buy a Samsung fridge, you’re just asking for trouble in the first place.

Shame. I've been blocked by McNaught ever since I pointed out he forgot some shadows in his bike painting.

I have a similar thing with my dad. We used to talk about new music we'd find and now, every time I find something that excites me, it seems unfair that I can't share it with him.

I assume we'll all feel something like Obi-Wan. "Suddenly a million voices cried out in joy..."

Republican National Convention. Since, you know, they prohibit guns.

How come no one has taken a recent picture of his knuckles and posted it alongside Trump’s comments?

This whole time I had mixed up Cracker Barrel with Hickory Farms. Now I can care even less.

I like Travis Kelce and all but can you imagine the banger of a song that could come out of this breakup?

To be fair, there are dangerous people in Washington that are trying to kill people. Luckily, they’re easy to find since they’re all in Congress.

Both hands gloved.

Probably a good sign that you didn't sleep through it. You know, in case you're ever travelling through Texas.

We have a Mother-in-law apartment in our house if you can stay through October.

Northern Exposure.

No notes.

Everything in the scene leading up to, "Now this is Pod-racing." And everything immediately after.

Another relationship where she didn't come first.

Checking in from Bothell, WA.

Now that they put the option on the table, I'm okay with doing it to them.

I would choose to take a bulldozer, I suppose.