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Ranni from Elden Ring telling the tarnished “I shall soon enter my slumber.”

Ranni from elden ring telling the tarnished “And it will be some time before I wake.”

me telling my husband i’m taking a nap

Inauguration Day.

So remorse counts for nothing? It means nothing that I keep doing bad stuff and then going "Aww heck"

maybe ask "how aren't you?" instead

Bold of you to think that putting two little candy bars in one package and labeling it ‘sharing size’ is going to result in anything other than me eating two little candy bars.

flug in bed dreaming about a yummy spaghetti meal

An orange tabby cat is sitting on green grass, surrounded by various Garfield plush toys and figurines. The cat has a serious expression, as if contemplating its surroundings. The text overlay reads, “vibing with past versions of myself,” adding a humorous and introspective touch to the scene. The background features a fenced yard with a relaxed, sunny atmosphere

The SpongeBob broadcast elevates the NFL to high art imo

Yes, I’ve been watching months old videos from my fave creators lately..

Dumb pear thinks shes part of the team

video games are an invaluable tool in teaching children to find and kill god

They should make more songs about compression socks.

nvdia should make chips i can eat, bullshit 3.5 trillion dollar company and they can't even figure out the potato

in Frasier, Niles and Frasier's very specific coffee orders were intended as one of the signs of their snobbishness, rather than, you know, a preference that most Americans have. coffee culture altered massively nationwide since the 1990s!

Flug sitting at the dinner table with a empty plate.. what are you waiting for flug?

A comic about a smol cat who gets a phone call to say the party they were going to is cancelled. They act sad, but are actually happy to be able to stay home and play video games.

tag an introvert

Being sentient is so weird. You run an electrical charge through some meat and suddenly anxiety exists.

I keep trying to play Stardew Valley to relax only to get stressed out by planning the days for maximum farm efficiency and worrying about getting all the chores packed into the days. It's a more stressful game to me than Elden Ring or any survival horror game

Umbreon vibes

I’m trying to eat healthily but there’s still so much cheese in the fridge. And it’s illegal to throw cheese away. Not sure what to do.

I guess I’m going to have to eat the cheese.

Yes. I am now actively eating the cheese.

Seen a few times in replies today: "Ugh this place should get rid of the porn" & not only does this site have filters so you never have to see any of it, we're not talking bots (bad) but actual people doing a job (good) & they were here first & are generally better ppl than you. So shut the fuck up.

What sort of garbage shall I consume today?

Chainsaw Man (pronounced like Saul Goodman)

Caption: Shoutout to Sheik. Gotta be one of my favorite genders A collage of the character Sheik from Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time

I made this for twit so I’ll repost it here

I love Hamtaro so much, I wish hamsters were real.

beef stew is short for beef stewart

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the cruel indifference of the universe

Work sucks, but cats are cute and video games are fun, so we vibing in 2025 🙂‍↕️