@mstrpotatohead.bsky.social
Is this just Hannah Montana but for straight men???
02.10.2025 01:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I swam with this gentleman
19.05.2025 00:04 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Saw your face and mine π₯°
18.05.2025 23:55 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
What a week
10.05.2025 15:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Self care β€οΈ
01.02.2025 22:20 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Like, yall really go to work in this???
21.01.2025 15:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Itβs snowing so hard I canβt even see down my street. (It never snows here)
21.01.2025 15:45 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Theyβll ban anything but guns πππ
19.01.2025 04:15 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
MY SHAYLA ππππ
19.01.2025 03:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Typically I am the masher lmao
14.01.2025 13:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Happy birthday!
14.01.2025 13:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Iβll be glad when the holiday season is finally over and all of my podcasts come back
30.12.2024 13:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
The tree put out some humongous satsumas this year
28.12.2024 18:04 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1I keep thinking I have fucking tinitus but itβs my grandmas hearing aids
25.12.2024 20:10 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 08 mates a milking??!
25.12.2024 19:32 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hers or mine?
13.12.2024 12:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0πΉ
03.12.2024 04:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Explaining to my mom how none of the stars are where she sees them in the sky while she was zooted off edibles was fun
03.12.2024 03:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Look, I really love Max. I do. Iβm just unsure of how the Grinch got this dog when the Grinch is clearly a cat person
28.11.2024 22:22 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wish there was a polite way to tell people IDGAF about their kids. I donβt want to socialize with their kids. I donβt want to entertain their kids. Iβm intentionally rarely around kids because I DONT LIKE THEM
23.11.2024 22:19 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Came v hard and now I feel less sad
16.11.2024 01:15 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sorry, I spent all of mine praying for the fall.
14.11.2024 00:20 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One of my older lady clients got two texts today while she was getting her hair done
βWe need 100K signatures for a thank you card to send to Kamala Harrisβ
βCan you sign this petition to help Pete Buttigieg destroy the electoral collegeβ
I was RELIEVED
Iβd like to be here but the issue is that I forget to come
07.11.2024 12:59 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0
Flights* would be better if children were banned.
*Society
Fuck no. I saw that TikTok of that dudes pet monkey about this size running RAMPANT
04.09.2023 01:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Monkeying around
03.09.2023 23:32 β π 16 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
Lounging in a cabana by the pool while I produce music on my laptop
Producing in paradise πΉ
01.09.2023 14:18 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy Donald Trump booking day to all who celebrate!
24.08.2023 11:57 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0WHY IS GETTING READY FOR VACATION SO STRESSFUL?!!
22.08.2023 17:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
