@lucasbae.bsky.social
Pocket gay. Glamcock. Playa name is baby Jesus. I love Palm Springs, ayahuasca, and The (Dixie) Chicks. I’m in talent acquisition for biotech. @lucasbane28 on insta.
My strawberry rhubarb wasn’t as pretty but it slaps like Cher in Moonstruck
01.09.2025 04:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😍
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Tell EVERYONE
01.09.2025 04:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
Sure did
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I’m only good enough at three things to brag about my abilities and my pies be getting good reviews…
#misocaramelapple
If you dry off with a stinky towel, then you will smell like a stinky towel. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
02.02.2025 22:57 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Red velvet really had a moment in the late 2,000’s.
02.02.2025 02:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every journalist needs to be hounding Trump about illegal migrants working at his properties. When will they be arrested? What about them?
24.01.2025 19:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you ever need to visit the #SocialSecurityAdministration, I suggest dousing yourself in gasoline and lighting yourself on fire. You'll get the same result but it will be less painful.
13.01.2025 18:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That is literally how you diffuse it. Take it back so it’s not fun for them anymore.
07.12.2024 02:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0John Lithgow has been 65 for forty years.
05.12.2024 14:50 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One of the only things that doesn’t make me feel old these days is shopping malls. You wanna feel like time has stood still for the last 20 years go to the mall.
05.12.2024 01:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Did someone order a ridiculously large Telfar? (It was me.)
04.12.2024 01:07 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I guess that’s why I like them. Every daddy needs a son 🥺🙇🏼♂️🥺
02.12.2024 18:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Haven’t had the energy to move the alt over here yet…
02.12.2024 17:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m all 🥺 and 🙇🏼♂️
02.12.2024 17:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😳🫢😳
02.12.2024 17:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t care if Biden’s pardon looks improper. Garland didn’t want to appear improper and now the criminals are back in charge of the country.
02.12.2024 17:50 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Should I quit paying for Grindr and maybe put that money towards a legit dating app? 🤔🧐🤔
23.11.2024 20:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@timmiller.bsky.social thank you for calling out the old men in the locker room blow drying their balls. It needed to be said. 🤣 Some even leave behind a pile of baby powder. 🤢
22.11.2024 17:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can confirm BlueCry is funny and should be embraced because so little effort was put into this put down lol
22.11.2024 04:53 — 👍 300 🔁 19 💬 10 📌 1Yes, Daddy 🙇🏼♂️
18.11.2024 10:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The idea that Bluesky is insular and X is a place for diverse views is a fallacy.
X is based on an algorithm rigged to push the views of Musk and others on the far right.
Bluesky is open. You can make it whatever you want it to be.
Hi 🙋🏼♂️
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17.11.2024 14:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 05’5” here 🙋🏼♂️
17.11.2024 09:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🙋🏼♂️
17.11.2024 06:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why no crusade against cigarettes? Seems very choosey in his public health battles
17.11.2024 04:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🙋🏼♂️
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