RP

They literally did not have a penalty the last game. WTH?? Dude is dumb.

Geez… sportsball tonight was crazy!!

Ends stupidly

But will they have the stones to do it??

I literally made myself sick from the stress. 0/10 do not recommend the flu.

To be fair… the Dodgers aren’t used to playing a team that knows situational baseball.

This is a self own.

(I still feel bad for Kerkering.)

I still don’t understand that Zegras pass. Feel like this isn’t going to be the last time.

Zegras is the only thing I’ve been excited about with this team in a solid 10 years.

Brewers CF pulled back a GS. He tipped it, the ball hit the wall and then he caught it off the wall. Everyone thought he caught it cleanly. Brewers than relayed from DEEP center to force outs at home and third.

It was that god forsaken 04 Red Sox team that saturated that song everywhere!! Hate the Red Sox and that squad in particular.

I did last month! Thanks for literally fighting back.

Because it’s a safe haven for man-children.

Just seeing the score… LOL BLUE JAYS!

And he’s welcome to be a weirdo while doing it.

I mean…. It’s a weird shirt to wear as a grown ass man right??

When you have the NL Batting Champ, a dude who hit 56 home runs and Bryce Harper leading your lineup, it’s not that they aren’t good enough. The approach needs to change. Any good team knows they are swinging first pitch. Need a different strategy to the ABs.

Watch your mouth

But if the hitting approach is the most glaring problem over the last three seasons… how do you keep the same guy?? If they keep Long, another voice needs to come in somewhere.

White people who have spent decades thinking “Born in the USA” is patriotic and “Every Breath You Take” is a great wedding song are suddenly very concerned about not being able to understand lyrics to some songs at the Super Bowl halftime show.

FUCK! You’re right! I hate it here.

THE CHIEFS DO NOT HAVE A PENALTY IN THIS GAME! Why even play?? Just give them the W before the coin toss.

I still hate the literally bird since childhood. Dickhead rats with wings.

He should get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

*Taps sign*

Holy Baker Mayfield Batman!

LOL COWBOYS

I want to see the numbers of international racers from previous years vs this year. You’d be nuts to come here.

I mean runners are weird so maybe it’s not off kilter. I am a runner so I’m allowed to say it.

🎯 I made this exact point when I first saw it. Like don’t give a shit if it’s vanilla. It’s freaking ice cream!!

It appears too much ass to couch has caused SI joint pain. Life is just cruel.

One good thing about being sick is having zero guilt being glued to the couch watching football and reading witchy lit. Perfect fall day. 🤧🏈📚