Erica Garraffa

POV I have been mildly inconvenienced

"Mommy, I have a boo-boo!" my two year old says, pointing to her skinned knee.
"You have a boo-boo too!" she exclaims, referring to a freckle I have on my stomach, as she yanks my shirt straight up in the middle of the Aldi dairy aisle

Hey hi hello if you are reading or plan on reading Project Hail Mary there is a trailer out for the new movie and you CANNOT WATCH IT.
If it pops up on your feed somewhere, skip it immediately unless you want the best part spoiled for you.

My grocery store sets out a basket of free fruit for kids to eat while you shop and some sly little malcontent keeps throwing a whole ass raw plantain in there.

Tampa peeps, this Friday I'm shaking the dust off my improv skills for your entertainment and/or derision!

Join us, won't you?

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I was born 150 years too late, because I could really go for a doctor sending me off to the seaside for some air and insisting I stay absolutely zootled on laudanum the whole time

I’m in a really good place right now. Not emotionally, I’m just sitting in the blessed solitude of my car where time stands still and nothing bad can possibly happen to me.

Can't seem to find enough music for your workout playlist to help you power through a set? Were you a traumatized preteen at one point?

Just pull up some of the music 14-year old you listened to, because I can pretty much guarantee they were a much more intense person than you!

There's a new Aldi opening five minutes from my house this week and let me tell you I am "more excited about this than I ever have been for any concert or convention" years old.

My kid said I was almost as pretty as Minnie Mouse it's a big day for me

Who could have foreseen this turn of events?

Amidst all the Hunter Schafer Zelda rumors, allow me to double down on my assertion that Morgan Davies needs to play Link.
A beautiful blonde boy who looks like he's about 5 ft tall and weighs approximately ten apples, but still seems ready to square up at all times. What more do you need?

I can't believe people think that using LLMs to write isn't destroying their critical thinking abilities. I'm like 5% dumber just because of spellcheck.

Pissed off one of the locals while power washing the back patio

My gast was flabbered, tbh.

I asked my two year old to draw our dog, Viggy, and I don't think I could have captured his very essence this well.

I saw someone on here say "If your life is an endless cycle of dirty dishes and laundry, then it's actually an endless cycle of home cooked meals and fresh clean clothes," and I really needed that perspective today

Post chicken tacos today for no reason at all

Adventure Time is just what would happen if two straight white teenage boys played a DND campaign run by women and queer people.

when I think back to all the music that has truly moved me during my life - to songs that have been so powerfully emotional as to change the very trajectory of what I think it means to be human - I can't help but think about how much better it would be if some soulless shitty fuckin robot made them

a cartoon turtle says my time has come ALT: a cartoon turtle says my time has come

Me, a former ballroom dance instructor, ready to ruin my knees all over again now that Tiktok is making the samba whisk popular #blueshirtguy

I'm convinced that @chucktingle.bsky.social and Quan Millz are just seelie and unseelie versions of the same creature

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Oh dang, we're getting a Superman with a personality??

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Tampa/Brandon folks, ICE has set up a checkpoint at the Brandon exit of I-75, so if you plan on being out that way today, I would recommend finding an alternate route to avoid delays.

My husband made me mochi waffles for Mother's Day and the texture is incredible

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I put this on while I make dinner

The same bean, three days apart. 🌱

Yesterday I passed Tony Dungy in the Publix parking lot, which I thought was interesting until I told my friends and every one of them was like "Yeah, I saw him at the bookstore last week," and "I see him at my Home Depot all the time." So I guess Tony Dungy is just the world's worst cryptid.