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James R.

@inanimatecarbongod.bsky.social

Sydney, AU, since 1974. Only Azathoth can judge me. Follow for more unrelatable content. Blog: https://www.inanimatecarbongod.org

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I feel like Lifetime could be the only "reputable" studio still willing to hire her efore long. Otherwise I suspect the Christian cinema/Daily Wire ghetto awaits.

05.12.2025 12:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How is it still 29 degrees at this time of night? Gods but summer is bullshit...

05.12.2025 12:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
There is no house on the street, only an ever-consuming void that took its form

There is no house on the street, only an ever-consuming void that took its form

I was masking a house out of a photo for an edit and accidentally made an ontologically evil image

05.12.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2623    ๐Ÿ” 509    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 77    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49
the moon rising over some mountains in a desert-y landscape

the moon rising over some mountains in a desert-y landscape

guys look at this picture of the moonrise my sister sent me ๐Ÿฅน

05.12.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 904    ๐Ÿ” 80    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

"You scumbag ya maggot
You've taped over Taggart"

is a fine and able replacement. And actually a massive improvement.

04.12.2025 12:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.

03.12.2025 14:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7705    ๐Ÿ” 1775    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 119    ๐Ÿ“Œ 98

a load-bearing component of โ€œthe magic of Christmasโ€ is the invisible domestic labor of moms

you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her youโ€™ve decided itโ€™s about the decline of civilization

03.12.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6611    ๐Ÿ” 1849    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me neither. Nice to know I'm not the only one.

03.12.2025 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Zardoz (๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 1974) dir. John Boorman
#AlternativeMoviePosters

25.11.2025 09:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your annual reminder that the most revealing difference between Irish and Scottish Gaelic is definitely in the words for December: Mรญ na Nollag (Month of Christmas) in Ireland, and An Dubhlachd (the Blackness) in Scotland. So once again may I wish you all a lovely Blackness.

01.12.2025 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1397    ๐Ÿ” 488    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 45
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I love how all the Air Force One interviews with Trump look like heโ€™s just coming out of the toilet after a horrific dump.

01.12.2025 08:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 191    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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All the hoohaa about naming or renaming a park in Ranelagh, my tuppence worthโ€ฆ we should name the park the Werner Herzog Park. After all he made that batshit crazy movie about a batshit crazy fictional Irishman, Brian Sweeney Fitzgerald

01.12.2025 08:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
jello with a skull in it. text says "i know it was the '70s, but...why would you put that in jello?"

jello with a skull in it. text says "i know it was the '70s, but...why would you put that in jello?"

more concept art!

06.08.2025 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4290    ๐Ÿ” 741    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33

This essay has already generated more hate mail than anything else I've written from the Star Tribune. Which is, I think, telling ... though I'm not sure of what.

29.11.2025 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 746    ๐Ÿ” 187    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
The Washington Post headline reads: "Try a โ€˜fart walkโ€™ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal
Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.

November 24, 2025"

Accompanying the article if a black ad white photo of someone walking on what appears to be a cold fall day. The camera is capturing their back as they're walking in a park with leaves on the ground. They are wearing a black coat and black leggings. The Washington Post has added radiating yellow lines from their butt to suggest they're farting. The photo credit says the image is from iStock.

The Washington Post headline reads: "Try a โ€˜fart walkโ€™ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down. November 24, 2025" Accompanying the article if a black ad white photo of someone walking on what appears to be a cold fall day. The camera is capturing their back as they're walking in a park with leaves on the ground. They are wearing a black coat and black leggings. The Washington Post has added radiating yellow lines from their butt to suggest they're farting. The photo credit says the image is from iStock.

Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day

29.11.2025 06:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13533    ๐Ÿ” 1741    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 312    ๐Ÿ“Œ 136
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Anticrepuscular Phasers

Here's a shot of something I've never captured before. Anticrepuscular rays from a full moon. The light slipped between two huge lenticular clouds, created a stunning and most unusual sight.

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#Landscape #FullMoon #Lenticular #Rays #Phasers #EastCoastKin #Stunday #Night

29.11.2025 13:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1291    ๐Ÿ” 121    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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What a great headline

28.11.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40694    ๐Ÿ” 11298    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 300    ๐Ÿ“Œ 280
Warm-toned long-exposure moonrise with blurred clouds, silhouetted trees, and a wooden multi-direction sign in the foreground.

Warm-toned long-exposure moonrise with blurred clouds, silhouetted trees, and a wooden multi-direction sign in the foreground.

A rise of moon on an autumn sky. I came out ready for a full night of astro, but once again the weather wonโ€ฆ and somehow still offered me this quiet moment. #warmth #blueskyartshow

29.11.2025 08:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 126    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cat Proof Christmas Tree

29.11.2025 05:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 201    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Black cat sitting in a christmas tree

Black cat sitting in a christmas tree

That's a new one

28.11.2025 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 402    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Evening @farwall.bsky.social. Today it's windmills and a moody sky.

28.11.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 66    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œI was just following otters.โ€

28.11.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9581    ๐Ÿ” 1959    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 90    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sunset over the Pacific Ocean in California

Sunset over the Pacific Ocean in California

Another wild shot of the stunning sunset Wednesday night.
#SantaBarbara #Sunset #Photography #LaCumbrePeak #CaminoCielo

29.11.2025 06:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1787    ๐Ÿ” 168    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in

26.10.2025 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6688    ๐Ÿ” 2424    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29
Produce aisle sign:  
SPECIAL
FRESH BRAZIL
WHITE NAME

Produce aisle sign: SPECIAL FRESH BRAZIL WHITE NAME

when youโ€™re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:

28.11.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4384    ๐Ÿ” 699    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
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Obsessed with this photo of my cat

28.11.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2167    ๐Ÿ” 231    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
Kier Starmer in front of a microphone with the UK and US flags behind him saying "there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom"

Kier Starmer in front of a microphone with the UK and US flags behind him saying "there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom"

The famous UK tabloid headline "I voted Leave...but now I've got 10,000 SEX ARSES stuck at Calais!"

The famous UK tabloid headline "I voted Leave...but now I've got 10,000 SEX ARSES stuck at Calais!"

28.11.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 422    ๐Ÿ” 100    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
A big sky featuring squiggly lenticular clouds looms over the Deans - the range of hills that defines one side of the Waipara Valley

A big sky featuring squiggly lenticular clouds looms over the Deans - the range of hills that defines one side of the Waipara Valley

Yes, we have wind.

#thedeans #waipara #norwester #capturedwithIndigo

29.11.2025 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MAGA families celebrating Thanksgiving

27.11.2025 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jimi Hendrix
#JimiHendrix #BOTD

Photographed by Ira Cohen in his Fantastical Mylar Chamber.

27.11.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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