deniz

if i had a dollar for every time a man got on the elliptical RIGHT NEXT TO ME when there are 30 of them open then i could just buy ozempic and skip cardio

If you wait long enough to cook dinner, everyone will eat cereal.

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Horseshoe Bend, USA

GM 🖤

Please take care of yourself

Lovely to wake up this morning with my cancer treatment in the rearview mirror. Chemo, surgery, radiation done! And most importantly it was successful. Forever grateful for all the well wishes and support.

wrapped anvil with mailing labels

it must really suck to be Wile E. Coyote’s mailman

Well, send out a technician to fix it for her… what are you waiting for?

Happy birthday, cat with a plethora of names 😁

Schrodinger‘s spaghetti, worst (and best) meal ever

(mildly perturbed)

i wish they had a vegan one so bad (i need that dollar fifty dawg)

Does someone have a link to the full video? I’m sure context won’t make this any better (unfortunately) but i want more context

My first thought was Weezer, or am I on the wrong track?

True that.

(also if you told me you were Zooey Deschanel’s long lost older sister i would believe it lol)

Awh, i have a Charlie as well!

The forbidden ramen 🍜

Giant being spelled with a J is killing me lmao, i love goofy ass simple humor like this

the simple “canada” makes this even funnier lmao

if the snow cone doesn’t come with a mushroom for the cone, then i don’t want it 😤

i don’t know what’s worse, the “JKLM” being over there, or the fact that there are 2 of the letter “R” 😂

yoga, autism, paganism, studio ghibli (not that those things are bad, just can’t relate to them)

dude it’s almost as if this list is directly from my brain with the exception of like 4 things 😮

🏳️‍🌈🍄‍🟫🌱🥑 ✊🏻✊🏽✊🏿🌸🌌🐝 +adhd lol

i kinda love this guy’s content because it’s just him being really rude, aggressive, and bitter unprovoked, and then the comments under his post combating his toxicity get more positive attention than his negative post 👨🏻‍🍳💋

someone please reassure me that my brother’s friend group is wayyyy too lost in the far right sauce in their response to me

vulgarity warning. a circular cross-stitch with a beige background. on both the top and bottom there is a pink and red flower on a small horizontal vine of leaves. there is cross stitched text the middle that reads “this too shall pass but like holy fuck”

saved this photo from the timeline last week, so yeah, i feel you stranger on the internet

Measles, mumps and rubella like this post.

came for the lichen, stayed for the puns