Maple

thats nuts

Iris and Lillium from Countdown to Countdown. Lillium is in a grey suit, seated for a portrait. Iris is in the midst of tying his apron to prepare for painting. It also, of course, looks very homoerotic.

A private portrait

#ocs #ctccomic

"WEEN HALLOWED" with small skeletons dancing around.

Great job, everyone, we did it again

朝のみだしなみ

HI I'M DAISY. PRINCE DAISY. HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

Brooklyn, 1980. A kind young man from Japan offers Mario to adapt his life's story into video games. The old man's only request is that his wife gets to be a Princess, as she should be.

Michigan has free school breakfast and lunch as part of the state budget and I cannot recommend this enough. 3 years in and we have seen improvements in both test scores and student outlook on school and life.

a photo of black kittens wearing adorable little bat wings

Good morning from these Halloween goblins

Microsoft builds on Recall with Gaming Copilot — fails basic privacy tests Gaming Copilot, rolling out now to Windows 11, adds a new attack surface to Windows.

If you're using Windows 11, Microsoft is now surveilling you in a new way. This may already be turned on on your computer, and you would not be notified; it activates whenever they detect you are in a "game", which in my experience Microsoft often false-positives on

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No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.

pissin with da boys

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

A hotdog and pretzel stand with large hanging bottles of mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. The bottoms contain squeeze tubes to dispense the condiments.

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

20 years ago, Shadow of the Colossus - ワンダと巨像 - was released. This game changed me forever

I just wish to capture the feeling of wonder and dread that was playing this game

It's time

Doodles of Gustave and verso sparring. It looks pretty gay.

Verso at subways. Yes, like the Subways you buy sandwiches at. He looks distraught while there’s a text that says “they fucked his expedition up 52 times”

Expedition 33 doodles. Of course I must always ship the most improbable delusional ships in every fandom I’m in

#verstave

There is a picture of a cat and above the cat's face it says "Every time you repost this image" and below the cats face it says "A trans girl gets hormone treatment and a transphobe dies"

How do I explain to offline people that my favorite Japanese mascot said "we can only be liberated from queer oppression if we are truly seen as human" and then started wielding fireworks like a rocket launcher on the side of a mountain without sounding like I've totally lost it?

Chiitan forever

we were definitely not meant to know about that worm with a hundred buttholes, for instance

all scientists can be classified according to just two variables: whether they're more mad physics or mad biology, and whether their hubris is in calling up what cannot be put down, or seeking to understand what no man was meant to know

whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing

well i wouldn't say we're 'fuck buddies,' exactly—more like,

buckaroo park ranger on the right with shirt open and on the left is a unicorn postal worker they are in a national park the title is THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN MY BUTT

THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN MY BUTT www.amazon.com/Federal-Gove...

#digimon #デジモン

#rtgame #rtgamefanart

heyo! its been a while since it happened, but the folks over at the RT art discord banded together to make Pokemon cards based on the friends he's made through his many playthroughs!

first up, here's the Cupcake/Cupcake Vmax + Trainer RT by yours truly:

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They used to call me The Injury King back in college

Your not just dating him but also his labubu

Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time
From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.

Illustration of cartoon puppies featuring Gromit, Clifford, Snoopy, Bluey and Bingo, Blue and Magenta, along with a few Sanrio pups

Choose your fav puppy

UPDATE: I just made this playable in the browser on the game page so you don't even have to download it. Also I fixed a bug with the arcade mode's total match time tracking

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