Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis

The Goblin Queen in repose a wall of demons at her back, the image is cleverly bisected at the armrest level

Monday.
Art by Anthony Jean
#xmen

The Uncanny X-Men #144 “Even in Death” Cyclops Takes a Vacation… Straight Into Psychic Hell

Cyclops wanted a vacation. Instead, he booked a non-refundable trip to Psychic Hell.
Swamps, shadows, and trauma towers await in Uncanny X-Men #144.
🌊👁️🔥
#XMen #Cyclops #MutantMess

The Uncanny X-Men #143 “Demon! … Guess What Just Came Down the Chimney” T’was the Fight Before Chanukah and All Through the House…

🎄👹 Christmas Eve at the X-Mansion = one girl vs. one demon. Kitty Pryde screams, sprints, and survives her own horror movie in Uncanny X-Men #143.

🔥 Deep Dive: Bat Mitzvah with Bonus Flamethrowers
🎶 Electro-Bop: “9 to 5”
📊 Gay Subtext. Prof X Slander. WTFs.
#XMen #KittyPryde #MutantMess #Claremont

Mystique: “Ask your mother.”
Nightcrawler: 😱🌈
Me: screaming, sipping wine, writing 1k words about mutant family trauma.
Deep Dive: Ask Your Mother: Because Mystique Doesn’t Believe in Therapy or Context
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#XMen #Nightcrawler #Mystique #GayAF

The Uncanny X-Men #142 “Mind out of Time” The Butterfly Effect but Make It Gay and Horrifying

Deep Dive: Ask Your Mother: Because Mystique Doesn’t Believe in Therapy or Context
💙 “Are We Related or Just Color Coordinated?”
🎭 Trauma Bombs in the Middle of a Brawl
🌀 Ghosting Like a Blue Bisexual Legend

Full mess ⬇️
#XMen #MutantMess #Marvel #Comics #DaysOfFuturePast

The Uncanny X-Men #142 “Mind out of Time” The Butterfly Effect but Make It Gay and Horrifying

🏳️‍🌈 The Gay Subtext Report: 4.5/5 Mutant Messes – Kate Pryde kisses herself.
🧠 Prof X Slander Corner: 2/5 Mild Psychoses – psychic potato mode.
🤯 WTF Moment: 5/5 – crossbows, monsoons, everyone dies.
Full recap ⬇️
#XMen #Marvel #Comics #DaysOfFuturePast

The Uncanny X-Men #142 “Mind out of Time” The Butterfly Effect but Make It Gay and Horrifying

Mystique just dropped a “maybe I’m your mom” bomb on Nightcrawler mid-brawl and vanished like a blue bisexual ghost. Storm crowned herself queen, Wolverine got told to sit, and the future? Still shady. 🌈⚔️
#XMen #MutantMess #Comics #Marvel #DaysOfFuturePast

The Uncanny X-Men #141 “Days of Future Past” Don’t Worry, She’s From the Future (And Has Zero Chill)

The Gay Subtext Report:
No flirting, but peak queer-coded chaos 🌈 Kate Pryde jumps into her teenage self like a closeted theater kid sent back to middle school.
Storm is mom, Logan’s gay telepathy kicks in, Kurt looks snack-adjacent.
4.5/5 Mutant Messes 💅⚔️
#XMen #MarvelComics #DaysOfFuturePast

She’s from the future. She’s traumatized. She’s queer-coded.
Kate Pryde is here to save mutantkind and cry while doing it.
💥 “Everything Hurts and the Sentinels Are Winning”
New deep dive now up on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis
#XMen #MutantMess #KatePryde
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The Uncanny X-Men #141 “Days of Future Past” Don’t Worry, She’s From the Future (And Has Zero Chill)

🕰️ Time travel, but make it gay and horrifying 💅
Welcome to the future. Everyone’s dead, the Sentinels won, and Kitty Pryde’s teen body is the last hope.
Camp? Trauma? Yes.
Mutant Mess just got dystopian.
📖 X-Men #141 recap is up!
#XMen #DaysOfFuturePast #KittyPryde #MutantMess #Marvel #GayComics

He’s homesick. He’s shirtless. He’s emotionally landscaping the Xavier estate into a Soviet wheat field.

🌾 Full meltdown in Uncanny X-Men #140
✨ Read it now on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis
#MutantMoodboard #Colossus #XMen #GayRepression #MarvelMess

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The Uncanny X-Men #140 “Rage!” “Wendigos, Werewolverines, and Way Too Many Feelings”

Not sure if this issue was gay, tragic, or just Canadian? We ranked it:
📊 Gay Subtext – “Our kitten” is the new gay panic
🏫 Xavier’s Flop Era – Charles, girl, where WERE you?
😱 WTF Moment – Wolverine talks a feral goddess down with feelings

#XMen #MutantMess #RankingTheMess #WolverineFeels

The Uncanny X-Men #140 “Rage!” “Wendigos, Werewolverines, and Way Too Many Feelings”

There’s jealousy. There’s blood. There’s a wolverine (two, technically). It’s giving therapy by claw marks.

🎭 Deep Dive Highlights:
• Storm’s jealousy gets its own weather pattern
• Wolverine’s rage is low-key erotic
• Nightcrawler is a moral compass in spandex
#MutantMess #XMen #WendigoFeverDream

The Uncanny X-Men #139 “Something Wicked This Way Comes!” Kitty Pryde Enters the Chat (and Immediately Regrets It)

💥 DEEP DIVE: The Sparkle-Eyed Terror of Kitty Pryde
✨ From Cosmic Goddess to Awkward Freshman
✨ “Hi, I’m Kitty, and I Would Like to Go Home Now”
✨ Crushes, Code Names, and Chaos
✨ Sprite vs. Phoenix
She’s sparkling, scared, and already spiraling.

#KittyPryde #XMen #MutantMess #UncannyXMen #DeepDive

The Uncanny X-Men #139 “Something Wicked This Way Comes!” Kitty Pryde Enters the Chat (and Immediately Regrets It)

Kitty Pryde joins the X-Men, dodges Charles’s tragic codename attempt, and gets dubbed Sprite by Storm herself.

Meanwhile, Wolverine heads to Canada for Wendigo-punching and emotional detachment.

🪩 Blog’s live, babes.

#XMen #MutantMess #KittyPryde #Wolverine #Sprite #MarvelComics

Cyclops: “I buried my space goddess girlfriend so now it’s time for a 20-year trauma flashback in widescreen.”
✨ New recap: Uncanny X-Men #138: Elegy
Read it on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis

#XMen #ScottSummers #JeanGrey #MarvelSadness #EmoComics #MutantMess #XMen138 #Paramore #SadBoySeason #Mutant

The Uncanny X-Men #138 “Elegy” He Cries, He Narrates, He Leaves

🚨 NEW BLOG DROP
Cyclops cried. Narrated his entire trauma history. And then resigned in a turtleneck.
✨ The Uncanny X-Men #138: “Elegy”
💔 Full flashback spiral
🧠 Zero therapy
📚 17 years of mutant baggage
Read it now on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis
#XMen #Cyclops #JeanGrey #MutantMess #XMenComics

The Uncanny X-Men #137 “The Fate of the Phoenix!” She Died as She Lived: Glowing, Screaming, and More Powerful Than God --(Double issue. Double the tears. Double the blog post. You’ve been warned.)

💫 She died as she lived: glowing, screaming, and more powerful than God.

The X-Men go to the moon. The Shi’ar bring the drama. Jean Grey makes the ultimate choice.

🌀 Cosmic angst
🔥 Psychic chaos
🎶 Dazzler’s pick: “I’m Coming Out”
New post live now:
#XMen #JeanGrey #DarkPhoenix #MutantMess

The Uncanny X-Men #136 “Child of Light and Darkness!” She Lost Control, Got Naked, and Said Yes (Kinda?)

🚨 New Blog Drop
Jean Grey turned a houseplant into crystal, got ambushed by her found family, blasted Wolverine into a lake and got fake-engaged while nude.

🧠 Deep dive: consent, control & cosmic chaos
🎶 Dazzler’s pick: “Upside Down”
📖 Read now: Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis
#XMen #JeanGrey #Marvel

The Uncanny X-Men #135 “Dark Phoenix” She’s Horny, She’s Glowing, She’s God Now

Jean Grey just ate a star, screamed in space, and said “I’m God now.”
The X-Men are sobbing. The galaxy is on fire.🔥👠

The Dark Phoenix blog recap just went live on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis.
Read it before she incinerates your timeline.
#MutantMess #JeanGrey #DarkPhoenix #XMen #CosmicBimboCrisis

She woke up from her brainwashing, deleted her ex’s soul, and lit the room on fire.🔥
Jean Grey is not taking constructive criticism at this time.
🔗Link in Bio!
#MutantMess #JeanGrey #DarkPhoenix #XMen #Marvel #PsychicBreakdown #VelvetFascists #BurnItAllJeannie

The Uncanny X-Men #134 “TOO LATE, THE HEROES!” Burn It All, Jeannie!

Jean Grey said “gaslight me one more time” and lit up the whole damn room.
👑✨ Dark Phoenix has entered the chat.
🔥 Read the chaos now!!
#XMen #DarkPhoenix #MutantMess #JeanGrey #HellfireClub

She’s glowing, she’s pissed, and she just ate a star.
If you want to stop her… well.
🔥🩸💥
#DarkPhoenix #JeanGrey #XMen #Marvel #PhoenixForce #MutantMess #JeanGreyDidNothingWrong #CosmicMeltdown #LetHerBurn #SheAteAStar #IfYouWantToStopMe #MarvelGirls #MutantDrama #EmbraceTheChaos

The Uncanny X-Men #133 “Wolverine Alone!” Snikt, Slay, Repeat: One Man’s War Against Velvet Fascists

He’s wet 💦 He’s furious 😤 He’s slicing through velvet like it’s personal 🩸
Wolverine’s solo mission is giving claws, carnage, and couture destruction.

#MutantMess #XMen #Wolverine #Marvel #VelvetFascists #SniktAndSlay #ClawsOut #GayComicsEnergy #FeralButMakeItFashion #DramaKing

Jean: eats one star
Also Jean: “Why is everyone being so dramatic?”
#DarkPhoenix #GalacticSnack #JeanGreyDidNothingWrong #Marvel #StarCrunch #MutantMess #CosmicDrama #GirlDinner #XMenTok #PhoenixForce

The moment Bobby knew… she knew. #MutantMess #XMen #BobbyDrake #JeanGrey #Overcompensating #GayTikTok #ComicTok #MutantMessAndMildPsychosis #MarvelLGBTQ #ClosetTelepathy #HeKnew #Iceman

Dark Phoenix in X-Men #135:
Cosmic. Terrifying. Unstable.
Also? Incredibly horny.
And yes, multiple characters say it out loud.
#JeanGrey #DarkPhoenixSaga #MutantMess #XMen

The Uncanny X-Men #132 “And Hellfire Is Their Name!” Call Me Black Queen: A Hellfire Club Disasterpiece

🔥 Velvet. Violence. Psychic cosplay.
The X-Men crash the Hellfire Club’s masquerade and it goes very badly.
Jean? Brainwashed. Scott? Crumbling. Wolverine? Lurking in the sewers.
👀 Read now on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis:
#XMen #HellfireClub #MutantMess

The X-Men Pride Parade: A Chaotic Celebration of Queer Mutantality The Gayest Parade the Xavier Institute Has Ever Sanctioned

I wrote a fan fiction of what I think an nyc pride parade would look like if the x-men took over and it’s a wild ride if your interested!

The lateral three drawer filling cabinet is my white whale! I want one so bad!!