@malewife.bsky.social
trying to become more annoying
About once a month or so I log on here to check if things are Normal and every time they’re not so then I leave again
03.05.2025 02:44 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Not sure how I’m supposed to blaze my glory when X the everything app is down
10.03.2025 16:52 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cum
Hung OVER 💜
06.03.2025 16:52 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me being horny is a recession indicator
18.02.2025 22:15 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’d love to
17.02.2025 05:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So glad David Lynch wasn't alive to see this
15.02.2025 20:14 — 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 2
Done creating shareholder value for the day!!
13.02.2025 23:27 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why are we pitting 2 cum dumps against each other??
11.02.2025 22:10 — 👍 52 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Probably the most ominous spam text I’ve received. I’m fucking terrified
11.02.2025 16:29 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Cum
11.02.2025 03:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do they have ERGs on the severed floor of Lumon
02.02.2025 01:58 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0RFK Jr stands for Really Fucking Krazy Jr
30.01.2025 21:06 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0watching all of my favorite TikToks on the app TikTok
19.01.2025 15:56 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yup i'm doing that
09.01.2025 21:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yupp
09.01.2025 21:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cum!
New York City is a mess. People are cumming & jizzing all over the ads in the subway
09.01.2025 20:58 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0Can’t believe it’s been a whole year already since January 6th (2024)
06.01.2025 22:17 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me doing yoga for 30 mins once a month and no other working out whatsoever: I am the strongest person ALIVE!!!!
05.01.2025 00:41 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Here are my top 25 albums of 2024, I really fucking hope you enjoy reading this. If you saw me post this on Twitter too I'm so fucking sorry about that.
30.12.2024 22:13 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Anyone ever visit their home town on Christmas?
25.12.2024 03:40 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The desk isn’t even that tiny IMO
19.12.2024 17:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hey Chappell Roan, nice to meet you. Can you keep it down please. I’m trying to work over here.
19.12.2024 15:45 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0The guy in the NPR office who’s just trying to work while there’s a tiny desk concert happening
19.12.2024 04:03 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I love it when people I love & respect do awful unforgivable shit!!!
17.12.2024 18:26 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Considering moving back to NJ so I can see the drones
13.12.2024 17:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s fair
13.12.2024 00:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Have we decided if it’s ok to cross post content between here and Twitter yet
12.12.2024 23:52 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I do have to say I think it's really funny that the entire NYPD and FBI found approximately nothing out about this guy and he was ultimately caught by a McDonald's employee in Altoona PA
09.12.2024 22:27 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yup
09.12.2024 19:16 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yuppp
08.12.2024 19:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
