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Miley Cyrus - Something Beautiful. But yes its good, i like “how it’s done” and “soda pop” best

Classic

i think it is my favorite book ever

this is an optimistic post

it rocks

I accept Missouri into the midwest. Give us Franzen

the animated actors and actresses go home and have sex with their partners when the cameras turn off. Its jusf a job for them

Picture of a guy laying on a bed in a museum, there's a hilariously accurate portrait of Charlie Kirk displayed on the wall. Caption: A 10-millionth visitor to the Charlie Kirk Memorial was allowed to spend the night at Charlie's portrait with a bottle of wine and dinner.

doing American Down to the Countryside and forcing all our intellectuals to move to the Carolinas

its like a little vaccine every time you do it

what is Spandau Ballet True doing on there. what are half of those songs doing on here. this is like a Picky Eater’s version of what bad music is

looks insanely good

I just picked up some more yuzu sanzo today but i would love something with no sweetener at all…

wow…where can you get it

its because he took drugs to make him horny

LUNKHEAD SPORTSWATCHER: i want a “Beer”
INTELLECTUAL ADONIS: please pass me a Soda

*a contronym. Originally wrote “autantonym” but apparently contronym is more generally used

its an contronym!

thinking now is an auspicious time to fire off some posts about Pedigree, the American Kennel Club, and Dog Racism

yeah, whatever that means. it probably doesn’t mean anything

disobey his ancestors’ command, King Vasu set off to hunt, full of desire, his mind full of nothing but Girika, supremely lovely like a second Sri in bodily form; and as he travelled through the beautiful forest, his seed gushed forth. At once the king caught that seed on a leaf frond, for he was anxious that it should not be spilt for nought, and his wife’s seasonal time should not pass vainly by. Struck by these thoughts,

this happened to me

my political opponents are baselessly calling me The Grinch. however this has caused me to reevaluate The Grinch’s views and they actually make a lot of sense

if you give a mouse a cookie youre in for a world of hell lets just put it that way

yeah hes like extended Rogan universe

hes just asking questions

my swiftie wife basically had this experience with kpop demon hunters

Chatgpt good at answering questions you can find on stack exchange! It takes like 30 more seconds to just google the question and stack exchange though

that’s right. All apps are vegan, as well

wife and i keep telling daughter we’re 38 and she says a minute later we’re 28. not correcting that