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Author Dakota Cassidy

@dakotacassidy.bsky.social

USA Today Bestselling author of funny paranormal/romance & funny cozy mysteries. Obssessive list maker. Lover of empowered women, women's rights, human rights, books, animals, lobster and throw pillows. Oh, and Barry Manilow. :)

564 Followers  |  476 Following  |  240 Posts  |  Joined: 11.11.2024  |  1.8313

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In a distant second for me tonight was the Influencer. Her name escapes me, but her Maleficent was well done. Mostly tight and clean. #DWTS

08.10.2025 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Say what you will, and I've said plenty about her because she was horrible on Mormon Wives, Whitney can dance. That was epic. Mark Ballas is a choreography king. Stunning. #DWTS

08.10.2025 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I posted that before I saw him in Mexico. I might have to retract. LOL!

03.10.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Girl, consider yourself lucky. Nick showing his true colors is a blessing and will save you a divorce when he's spanking your pretend kids and telling them being gay is a fad. #LoveisBlind

03.10.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"I'll be your Wish.com Zach Effron." Does #LoveisBlind not have mirrors, Nick?

03.10.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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How the first question out of their mouths isn't, "Who did you vote for in 2024?" remains a mystery. The political state of things is no longer an opinion, it's a matter of your moral compass.

03.10.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't care what anyone says, I hope Edmond and Kalybriah turn out to be decent people and really work. They're the only two that make me smile. #LoveisBlind

03.10.2025 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This season of #LoveisBlind has me thinking about all these insufferable conservatives Netflix chose to broadcast, especially when Denver as a whole is as blue as Nick’s balls when he steals a glimpse at another man #LIB

03.10.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kacie's talk dirty to me speech is a desperate ploy to win a man w/her body and looks. I hope Patrick realizes she's an insecure mess whose well of validation will always be a bottomless pit. #LoveisBlind

03.10.2025 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Patrick and Kacie's date just turned into Love is Porn. #LoveisBlind

03.10.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kait and Nick are perfect for each other. Both teetering on the brink of the MAGA abyss, spanking their future kids as they preach being gay is a fad because their friend "Shanice" suggested it. My eyeballs hit the back of my head they rolled so hard. They deserve each other. #LoveisBlind

03.10.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So they claim shooter's from the left, wrote left-ish messgaes on the bullets, but he killed ICE DETAINEES not ICE agents? Was his just the worst aim ever? Or is someone making it up as they go along to suit their agenda?

25.09.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If an elementary student was a president... Oh, wait...

25.09.2025 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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🚨🚨🚨 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x convicted felon & adjudicated rapist Trump did. 🚨🚨🚨

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What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

--George Wallace

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared. --George Wallace

25.09.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mrs. Frazzled--

1911: Concept of autism emerges
1955: Tylenol hits store shelves
2025: RFK blames Tylenol/mothers for autism

Look at that timeline again.

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Ecsnosivic--

Autism rates has skyrocketed in RFK Jr's lifetime. I'm not saying he causes autism but what I'm saying is he causes as much autism as Tylenol does.

Mrs. Frazzled-- 1911: Concept of autism emerges 1955: Tylenol hits store shelves 2025: RFK blames Tylenol/mothers for autism Look at that timeline again. ----------------------------------------- Ecsnosivic-- Autism rates has skyrocketed in RFK Jr's lifetime. I'm not saying he causes autism but what I'm saying is he causes as much autism as Tylenol does.

25.09.2025 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RELEASE THE FILES.

25.09.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

LOL! Here it's still in the eighties, but the day before it was 94.

25.09.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Precisely how I feel!

25.09.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Summary of Trump’s speech to the UN today:

1. Your countries all suck.

2. None of you know what you are doing.

3. The US is better at everything.

4. All because of me.

5. I’m right about everything.

6. You should listen to me & do what I say.

7. And give me lots of awards.

23.09.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8765    πŸ” 2601    πŸ’¬ 712    πŸ“Œ 286

Jesus God, every time I think the bar can't be set any lower--we have this.

24.09.2025 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Preach

24.09.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3414    πŸ” 590    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 7
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De Niro: "I gotta go. A couple cases of Tylenol fell off a truck and now I gotta figure out how to put autism in them."

24.09.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 16532    πŸ” 3742    πŸ’¬ 257    πŸ“Œ 214

I was never a fan of his comedy, but one million percent, I defend his right to free speech. Bravo, Jimmy Kimmel!

24.09.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was a master class on how to shame the powerful.

24.09.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 871    πŸ” 179    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1

I need Tylenol after that.

24.09.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gavin Newsom: "It was Hannity, all these guys -- 'Outraged! Offended! Disgusted!' Because we put a mirror up to Trump and the absurdity of what's going on in this country, the absurdity of Donald Trump, the absurdity of these networks playing into it"

24.09.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3116    πŸ” 624    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 15
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1. Jimmy Kimmel:

β€œThe president of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs.

Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he can't take a joke.

He was somehow able to squeeze Colbert out of CBS...

24.09.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 611    πŸ” 125    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4

Despise Whitney. Think she's an awful person. But can she dance? Hell, yes. #DWTS

24.09.2025 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm okay! How 'bout you?

24.09.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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