An angler fish in a womanβs body.
Collector of crafts, reader, history nerd, lover of RPGs both tabletop and video game. Regrettably straight but happily married. Cis, but staunch ally.
She/her
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I write books (I AM NOT A WOLF), games (Magic: The Gathering, Who's A Good Boy), and jokes (The Onion, my many beautiful posts) but I mostly post turtle pics and scream
COFFEE LOVER. GRAPHIC DESIGNER. DEFINITELY NOT A WOLF PRETENDING TO BE A MAN
I enjoy pie.
Social Media FAQ: https://whatever.scalzi.com/2025/04/16/the-official-john-scalzi-social-media-faq/
I live in Maine. Worked for a long time in Antarctica. Eating. Cooking. Drinking. Gardening.
Boisterous problem-causer. Strong personal brand. For the people.
(he/him)
Travel agent
Lived, worked, and traveled on every continent
Crazy cat lady
https://www.wanderlust-travel.org/
Failed human seeking embetterment.
Something dark in the forest
Posts from a log cabin deep in the Alaskan wilderness
Food sovereignty
Fiber arts
Hunting Foraging Creating Destroying
A Republic, if you can keep it.