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Dan Sheehan

@dansheehan.bsky.social

I write books (I AM NOT A WOLF), games (Magic: The Gathering, Who's A Good Boy), and jokes (The Onion, my many beautiful posts) but I mostly post turtle pics and scream

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Not a single episode of detroiters on this thing

25.11.2025 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

This is probably a hair too early for me to make it but I worked on this set and am very excited for folks to see it

25.11.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If I were writing current events right now I’d do a running gag where everyone who profiles RFK Jr falls in love with him and he sends them all the same poem

24.11.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Also took it on a steam boat

24.11.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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More Pentax 17 in New Orleans. really capable lil guy. Very thrilled with the purchase

24.11.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Took my Pentax 17 on the Amtrak

24.11.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I work from home so it’s the most likely place I’d catch it!

24.11.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As somebody who spent last Thanksgiving in covid jail, not a bad time to mask up at the grocery store

24.11.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 184    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The heart wants what it wants

23.11.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like in my mind you can’t get nostalgic for the same decade and that makes perfect sense at 35 but I really did forget that in your teens and early twenties, three years is like a decade

23.11.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

A funny part of getting older is that while time does pass faster, you also forget how little of it has to pass for younger people to start getting nostalgic about something so you’ll see someone opining about 2021 and look at them like they just waxed poetic about this morning’s breakfast

23.11.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 155    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been nervous that it's entering that territory of things people say that *should* have meaning but don't really connect to any sort of action, becoming empty signifiers of being politically aware. Reminds me of how so many of the 2020 protests' core tenets got turned into lawn sign fodder

23.11.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We're heading into production on our game, everything's on schedule, we have let people know that everything's on schedule, and still (what I suspect is) one person continually presses the nudge button which means every time we log in we have to dismiss a big red bar across the top of the screen lol

23.11.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really do believe the little Kickstarter "Nudge for an update!" button is one of the worst things to happen to our entire world

23.11.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Always good to do but this year is an especially good time to do your shopping locally!

23.11.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I also feel like everyone picked a different one because the whole point was that it forced a little disagreement between you and your friends, gave everybody something to argue over at the bar

23.11.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I will never doubt my own writing again lol

23.11.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

A danger to nearby birds

22.11.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On our current trajectory, someday someone is going to "Vote Blue No Matter Who" us about Marjorie Taylor Greene

22.11.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It does sometimes feel like god is punishing him

21.11.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw this guy on my way home and felt the sacred light erupt from me with immense power

21.11.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*placing my hat over my chest as you open your front door*

Are you ready to discuss the enduring quality of the Goo Goo Dolls 1998 album, Dizzy Up The Girl?

20.11.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Materially, things seems about the same (if not marginally worse) than prior to the election but the mood is just better...points to lot of journalists and publications going entirely off of the vibe online

20.11.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Funny and alarming that the media immediately capitulated to this idea that fascism was ascendant and we were at the start of a thousand year reich and then we had one pretty good election and now they're like "wait okay maybe not"

20.11.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Doctor: I’m sorry, you have Microsoft Teams Exposure…. the only cure is watching a movie from the 90s on mute at your local dive bar

20.11.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 583    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

When Abe Lincoln said "As a nation of freemen, we must live through all time, or die by suicide" I feel like maybe he knew about the Titus Andronicus song or at least heard the drums drop in for a second

20.11.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Opening riff rocks, they start slamming on a cowbell, and it's great live, what's not to love

18.11.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where do we fall on Electioneering

18.11.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe real coin of this realm” someday Game of Thrones will answer for how it irreparably damaged the way people talk lmao

18.11.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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