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Dan Sheehan

@dansheehan.bsky.social

Former very online guy now quietly making stuff in various nooks and crannies. I've written books (I AM NOT A WOLF), games (Magic: The Gathering, Who's A Good Boy), and jokes (The Onion, my beautiful posts) Contact: https://dansheehan.co/contact-me

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In the streaming ad break era, brands need to consider that it’s possible to play a commercial so often that I devote my life to opposition of the thing. I will not rest until I get Twisted Metal taken off the air

04.08.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

At least two of my favorite literary characters of all time in Lee and Sam Hamilton, and god that ending!

02.08.2025 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's really phenomenal, the last segment had my jaw on the floor

02.08.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finished East of Eden for the first time and may I just say: John Fuckin' Steinbeck

02.08.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1

It doesn't feel like the menace it once was but with this cube being more light on removal than modern ones I could definitely see it getting yanked out before too long

02.08.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Got a very nice bag from my friends at @theonion.com and as a longtime AmVo guy, that patch is going into use immediately

02.08.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cube Cobra Overview: That's Good Magic! A vintage cube for vibe purists. Including only cards that pass a certain threshold of Magic aesthetic, design, and narrative satisfaction. This is a cube full of cards that make you say "THAT'S good ...

Been spending the last few months trying to have fewer cards that just sit in binders so I decided to curate my own vintage cube. Tried to build an experience that celebrates "Good Magic" even though it meant parting with some current cube darlings.
cubecobra.com/cube/overvie...

01.08.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah with most of the UB stuff I was happy to see it go (the initiative, etc) but it stung to lose Forth Eorlingas. Overall, I think the UB design space has been very complex so losing it has made the cube run more smoothly

01.08.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I was talking to a friend about this, the footing is unequal from the start when one side gets to open with "So, you're a god" and the other side has to start with "So you need to chill out a little." Because they do need to chill out! But that's not a line that works online

01.08.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah when it comes to things like podcasts, I'd agree that it's about money and control of digital infrastructure. I've talked about this in other threads but it's tough to have a fair fight on a platform that can be easily manipulated into making our side look like joyless scolds

01.08.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah the guy wrote a whole article and then followed it up with a dumb tweet and now everyone's just sort of talking about the tweet which doesn't speak to an environment where people actually want to have a discussion about this topic

01.08.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the ones that worry me more than the hard right stuff like Tate (I doubt too many Tate guys were choosing between right and left wing spaces) is the supposedly "apolitical" stuff that primes a lot of them to drift further to the right

01.08.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I think there's zero doubt that they're worse spaces in the long run, I've never met someone who got sucked into them who didn't seem miserable (we knew a few of them lol), but they seem to have better onboarding

01.08.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a big internal debate about this! I don’t feel like they’re narratively part of Magic but their role in the game’s history bridges the gap. I wound up keeping them because I feel like a vintage cube without bazaar, library, or karakas would feel incomplete but I’m keeping an eye on them

01.08.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't really see a great path forward for writing online. The platforms do not incentivize meaningful interaction with a person's writing or ideas, everyone's just looking for a pithy headline and out of context screenshot they can blast out. It's like longform tweeting lmao

01.08.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

BlueSky is such a funny platform because it's so much better for sharing pieces of writing but people still don't really read them so you have to wrap it in the same social media ragebait that works everywhere else to get traction

01.08.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
See Cube Cobra list for full primer [it's over the character limit]

See Cube Cobra list for full primer [it's over the character limit]

The primer

01.08.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cube Cobra Overview: That's Good Magic! A vintage cube for vibe purists. Including only cards that pass a certain threshold of Magic aesthetic, design, and narrative satisfaction. This is a cube full of cards that make you say "THAT'S good ...

Been spending the last few months trying to have fewer cards that just sit in binders so I decided to curate my own vintage cube. Tried to build an experience that celebrates "Good Magic" even though it meant parting with some current cube darlings.
cubecobra.com/cube/overvie...

01.08.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Various views around Empire Beach from Robert H. Manning Lighthouse. // Image captured at: 2025-08-01 18:14:03 UTC (about 23 min. prior to this post) // Current Temp in Empire: 72.75 F | 22.64 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: NNW at 8.612 mph | 13.86 kph // Humidity: 43%

Various views around Empire Beach from Robert H. Manning Lighthouse. // Image captured at: 2025-08-01 18:14:03 UTC (about 23 min. prior to this post) // Current Temp in Empire: 72.75 F | 22.64 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: NNW at 8.612 mph | 13.86 kph // Humidity: 43%

Current* conditions near Empire, MI:

01.08.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Blue whales are going eerily silentβ€”and scientists say it’s a warning sign A six-year study off California’s coast shows how marine heat waves and noise pollution are silencing the ocean’s largest singers. Does saving the ocean start with hearing it?

Maybe they've finally wised up and decided to focus more on making money

01.08.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

My guess is that this didnt factor in ads and that the videos while made by AI are probably posted from real accounts

31.07.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crazy that Twitter is 75% bots but I find it so chilling that Facebook is 98% real

31.07.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Even if you don’t have a wife, it’s worth remembering that β€œlemme run this past my wife” is one of the best ways out of a conversation with an aggressive salesman

31.07.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

3pm is when the day dies. At 2pm, anything is possible. Once it hits 3, you're toast.

31.07.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

I think Cruise and McQuarrie were in some sort of flow state that got disrupted by the pandemic/writers strike combo and with the addition of Cruise's newfound role as Savior Of The Movies, it pulled them out of it. The last two installments of the franchise have been total duds by comparison

31.07.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The trajectory of the Mission Impossible movies was irrevocably changed by the novel Coronavirus

31.07.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I always told myself that no matter what sort of life my future kids wanted for themselves, I’d be open minded and accepting but sorry if one of them tells me they’re dating the computer I’m 100% unplugging that thing

31.07.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

ass, gas or b2b saas - nobody rides for free

31.07.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 219    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Vampire II

Vampire II

Vampire II 1902 #artbots #munch
https://botfrens.com/collections/90/contents/25341

31.07.2025 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks so much man! I’ll definitely still see you at cons, though probably not until 2026 when Lucy is a little bigger

31.07.2025 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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