Dan Sheehan

Lemme tell ya right now, if you've been looking for a lil publication that puts out best-in-class Magic writing with the same level of reverence as good sports or pop culture outlets, you are going to have a very exciting late February and March.

I love that none of them are pointing at anything attached to concrete action of any kind, just each other

Even with the amount of money it'd rake in, I'm not sure they'd be interested in an IP that'd cause a bunch of their staff to leave and their content creators to boycott. When you have a goose that lays golden eggs, even dumb guys know not to hit it with a car

There's this thing that happens online where someone says something with such conviction that you can't help but believe that not only is it true, it couldn't possibly be untrue but I'll tell you right now there are a ton of similarly sized IPs they could tackle that'd be way less controversial

Sorta bums me out as someone who worked on the set and is excited about it to have had most of the lead up to its release be people online doing this about a hypothetical UB release

You think you’re not cringe? Neither did I. But rest assured, someday my eight month old will say “oh are you just a girl” to you in a withering tone that will make you sure of nothing aside from the fact that your time is over

If you’re Gen Z it’s in your best interest to nip this in the bud. If I’ve learned anything from the referendum on millennial humor it’s that the whole generation is held to account for the sins of its most annoying minority

Teens always have some amount of alienating slang but they’ve gilded the lily here and ironically sound exactly like the MySpace era scene kids they’re always making fun of. Yall found your w00t. Congratulations?

All this looksmaxxing shit is gonna sound like leet speak in five years max

Lemme tell ya right now, if you've been looking for a lil publication that puts out best-in-class Magic writing with the same level of reverence as good sports or pop culture outlets, you are going to have a very exciting late February and March.

I'd make fun of raising your prices in hopes of people seeing an expensive thing and reflexively deciding it must be better but that is unfortunately exactly how people work

Sometimes someone will say "I read something recently" and you'll pick up on a microsecond of hesitation indicating that what they're about to tell you was actually the headline of an unsourced article posted by a guy who goes by The Horrid Hound

hey we noticed your lack of written content about loving magic the gathering from across the bar and

People side with Gallant over Goofus because of wokeness, not because his name is Goofus and the text is essentially telling you that he is going to behave poorly

its so funny that any time I talk shit on discord it goes viral, that company has banked so much reverse good will

this is delightful

Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad

They say the sign of a good ad is when your eerie AI mascot briefly appears to have had its throat slit

Okay

A Reddit user linked to the page of a child actor who seems to have confirmed it was him

Worth mentioning when our side gets got by Facebook aunt level misinfo!!

If you’re down by a big enough margin you should be allowed to forsake your creator

Liam was also sick and detained extremely recently! Can’t imagine anyone saying “let’s fly this kid through multiple ice-laden airports to appear on television in a live production”

okay if all you guys fell for that at once we're gonna have to sit down and have a talk

like this just feels like something that traces back to a Krassenstein tweet

The moment where he gave the kid the grammy was very sweet but somebody needs to verify it was actually Liam Ramos before we all just say that lol

Mike Tyson ate a quart of ice cream every hour, we have to do something!

Had my NFL career end overnight because the cameras got high def footage of me mouthing "He's so MEAN" after having a dust up with another player

Both teams have taken a knee out of respect for the Chicago Bears!!

Football teams should be able to earn coins for completing various challenges throughout the season. Eventually, these coins could be exchanged for in-game items like a double sized football and a sword that can teleport you to the endzone