Emi 🗡

Aymeric gets flowers and Estinien gets kisses 💙🤍💋

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!! #art #estimeric #ffxiv

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

How to tell the twins apart

#ffxiv #estinien #meteorsurvivor

sexualised cheongsams and etc is obv bad. but things like ur character having stupid cn/jp gibberish on their bodies, playing into racist stereotypes and caricatures, and even mislabeling smth from one asian culture as another shld be kept in mind too. bc it doesnt only happen at this time of year

my first fucking thought seeing this was “that’s what the Tyrant’s social media presence in S9 is like”

I'm definitely more of a minty 50s teal but all teals are so good!!

the abyss is really gazemogging me lately if you know what i mean

They can never make me hate you, millennial teal.

page 1 of a comic featuring characters from final fantasy 14. the characters are fordola, with short orange hair and purple markings on her face, and lyse, with long blonde hair and a ponytail. this comic will reference an effect from the game called "resonance", which allows fordola to see what someone wants or is going to do before they do it. i will use this term to describe an effect that makes the colors of the comic change to black, white, and red. here on page 1, fordola is seen protecting lyse from an attacking soldier. she asks "you alright, princess?" while lyse looks flustered, fordola's resonance shows her lyse kissing fordola's neck. the image shocks fordola.

Lyse can't control her thoughts and Fordola can't control her resonance 👁️‍🗨️

Lyse x Fordola edging comic from @ffxivkinkzine.bsky.social vol. 2!! there's more LxF and more kink in there than you could dream of, please check it out :3

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ヴァレンティォンのアイエス（2022年の絵らしい）

Some favs 🖤🗡️

Every day I think about Harold Hanson unleashed these beasts upon the world. They were believed to be extinct in the 50s! Then this man found a flock and too successfully rebuilt the population.

please if you have any money to spare, consider donating to the nuestra america flotilla to help bring aid to cuba.

*a box in my pantry, but yeah! At least those are good for small trash bins and cars. And I use reusable bags as much as possible! 💪

Ohghhhhh this classic still hurts so good

immortal estinien prays to a statue of saint borel

The same day DHS announced the surge would end in Minnesota, ICE activity increased in small towns The less densely populated areas outside the Twin Cities make it harder for protesters and observers to organize.

border czar tom homan said DHS is ending its surge in minnesota. but minnesotans i spoke to (literally yesterday!) said ICE had ramped up its presence in st. cloud and surrounding small towns

www.theverge.com/policy/87871...

hold on i gotta take this

I've been needing to watch Xena!! Never saw it but baby gay 90s me was like "oh?? Hello?"

i love how a fan asked ishikawa what the exarch did during his 100 years on the first and she answered “grab a coffee with him and ask!” oh yes silly me ill go over and ask graha right now

Now that the proscription of Palestine Action has been deemed unlawful, I hope the thousands of people arrested for protesting the proscription make a joint claim against the government for compensation

Black and white image of fanged, pop-eyed, horned, winged, skeletal demon holding a Friday 13 sign. Headed The Only Official and Accurate Picture of the "Friday Thirteenth" Jinx

Happy #FridaytheThirteenth ! The only official and accurate picture of the Friday Thirteenth Jinx.
( #PhantomsFriday for good measure.)

A medieval illustration of a hedgehog with grapes skewered on its spines

It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea

it’s not safe out there take this with you

Actual hobbyless and jobless behavior. I'm sorry that happened 🫂

Okaaaaaaay okay okay okay! Hi!

oh estinien. how i suck at drawing you so

I need to go to bed but I had to draw him in it.

"I'm not a hoarder I'm not a hoarder" I tell myself as I fold up bubble wrap and paper from packages because what if I end up needing it?

Shakes the person aggressively for bad taste and being a dick