Clayton Cothran

Finding white hairs in my mustache so it’s time to start contemplating mortality now or something

Shut up and take all of my money

I probably should have known this a long time ago since my ex was telling me about it since day 3

Why does Pink Pony Club have a stranglehold on my chores playlist and how does it and every single cover always go so hard and why am I dancing FINE IT’S A BANGER I SAID IT GET OFF MY BACK

Rewatching season 1 of Arcane before diving into season 2 and holy cow all the emotional beats still hit just as hard. What a story.

Chicago Bears wyd

I love it but also this is a crime

Hold up Wicked is actually just Wicked part one?!

I’d like to offer a subtle improvement

Interior of a small private aircraft

View out the window of a small aircraft looking over the western slopes of the Rocky Mountains

Good Lord how in the world do I get paid to do cool stuff like this

Got a promotion but also think I have unintentionally made myself an extremely valuable asset to the organization.

What have I done

(Exactly what I wanted I’m a workaholic who lives for praise and recognition)

Pink Pony Club: banger

Plankton’s cover of Pink Pony Club: why does this exist and go so hard

I feel like Evan has the monopoly on the subject but I just had a really great airport beer

That Marjorie Taylor Green, NASA Administrator headline is gonna hit like a woodchipper to the balls

My skeet about not being a cop is raising questions already answered by my skeet

Find someone who looks at you like my cat after four nights on shift and knowing we get some time off this week

Officially deleted all my dating apps and cut ties with pretty much everyone I met through them. Taking some time to focus on me.

And also this one girl I caught feelings for

You cannot imagine how painfully aware I am of how much the guy in the mirror represents “copy/paste/add mustache/add weight” compared to a cookie cutter Sims random character generator

Well as generic white dude #3 I guess I got screwed

“Physics? Never heard of it.”

The gym fit today is giving “it wasn’t a phase mom shut up I want pizza”

It’s snowing. It’s cold. It’s my day off.

Time to gym for mental health purposes.

Tried it. Said “nah.”

Because it needs to be said, and because my father is a wiser man than I with this personal saying of his:

“You gotta start from where you are.”

Not necessarily or strictly profound, but that’s where I am. It’s where I have to be.

Haha no I mean after that post. I’m gonna try to stick around this time.

Even better, I left again!