Blues

its crazy how someone can do something that just totally tanks your mood while thinking its good or helpful

i have been slowly creating an omegaverse ppt to educate my friends

i am ready to deal psychic damage

coffee ain’t gonna cut it today i need to be hurled into a volcano.

coffee isn’t going to cut it today i need to be pushed off a cliff.

if you like christmas so much why don’t you merry it

I challenge anyone who asserts that The Princess Bride isn’t one of the greatest films ever made.

not only do I have to be up early today but it's also freezing cold?! 😭

We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.

Sorry to say that I’m one of those vermin who actually likes Christmas music.

PUMPKIN PIE IS DISGUSTING

Saving starkid's Black Friday so I can watch it while traveling tomorrow and be festive

Wearing A Salmon On Your Head Is Back In Fashion For Orcas, After A 37-Year Break In 1987, there was a strange trend amongst killer whales. Recent sightings show it's back in fashion.

Orcas have started wearing dead salmon as hats again, just fyi
www.iflscience.com/wearing-a-sa...

ever since finishing arcane i can’t stop thinking about dying my hair blue …stop the parasites

WHEN WILL THE CAT DISTRIBUTION SYSTEM PICK ME?!?!? 😭😭😭

Watching Monty python and the holy grail for the first time in years and there's so many jokes I missed as a kid

I love Thanksgiving. It’s the one day I can eat like I’m on death row, surrounded by the people who put me there

Awaiting the year I decide to cause problems on purpose (there's much I can say to incite madness)

This is the second thanksgiving in a row that my cousins and I have made bingo cards to play irl bingo during dinner and I am impatiently awaiting the chaos

Bluesky> threads>Banging your head into the wall > x

What if I quit my job to focus on soup. Just making soup and eating it

Chimkin nuggies

chicken nugget cooking time

just found out about chicken pot pies, the course of my life will be changed forever.

returning from the wilderness (shopping) with fruits and berries (little treats) for my true love (roommate)

The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat

Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches