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guy saying I'd like to see the epstein list (he's in a pawn shop)

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the pawn shop show but it's trump and stephen miller
"best i can do is demolish the white house"

guy saying I'd like to see the epstein list (he's in a pawn shop) ----- the pawn shop show but it's trump and stephen miller "best i can do is demolish the white house"

21.10.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Why don't we know the identity of the MAGA face planter? #MAGA #faceplant

21.10.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you suspect think they are farms?

21.10.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a black and white photo of a man with a backpack standing next to a door . Alt: a black and white photo of a man wearing a backpack standing next to a door with his back to us and with the caption "we have to establish a pee corner"
21.10.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Helpful for whom? I am not sure who the audience is.

21.10.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought alt text had to be dry and technical (a photo of a graph with red letters blah blah) but I can't write like that so I was worried that maybe I just shouldn't write anything at all but that didn't seem right either

21.10.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. It is so so so sad.

21.10.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need the names of his boomer friends too

21.10.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really? Bluesky MAGA? That's a tough job. πŸ˜…

21.10.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Replying to all of my work emails today with "You'll never take me alive"

21.10.2025 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
pic of white house being demolished by wrecking crew

SATIRE

Breaking News: TRUMP ANNOUNCES PLANS TO LEVEL THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL & WASHINGTON MONUMENT CLAIMS THEY 'CLASH WITH WHAT'S LEFT OF THE WHITE HOUSE' 

Trump Suggests Replacing Monuments & Lincoln's Body With Statues of Himself

pic of white house being demolished by wrecking crew SATIRE Breaking News: TRUMP ANNOUNCES PLANS TO LEVEL THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL & WASHINGTON MONUMENT CLAIMS THEY 'CLASH WITH WHAT'S LEFT OF THE WHITE HOUSE' Trump Suggests Replacing Monuments & Lincoln's Body With Statues of Himself

#whitehouse #satire

21.10.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

Sorry to be so shouty. ☠️

21.10.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THATS. THEIR JOB. TO MANIPULATE POPULATIONS. THAT'S MEDIA'S JOB. THAT'S WHY IT EXISTS.

21.10.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Virginia Giuffre’s Final Story: The Truth About Her Death
YouTube video by Tara Palmeri Virginia Giuffre’s Final Story: The Truth About Her Death

Nobody’s Girl
youtube.com/watch?v=7fny...

21.10.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHERE ARE THE AMERICAN LEADERS???

21.10.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh. He's black. That explains all the guards.

21.10.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe I'm just an obnoxious person or maybe I'm on someone's list, but i get blocked by the most random people. I just got blocked by a bicyclist from Leeds. I don't know any bicyclists in Leeds πŸ€”

21.10.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why has the MAGA face plant guy not been outed yet?

21.10.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can anyone tell me where the leaders of the revolution are?

21.10.2025 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Darren. There are no Republicans here. This is an echo chamber, friend.

21.10.2025 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Poster with a photo of a young woman of mixed Asian and Hispanic ethnicity with long black hair. She is wearing a light colored long sleeve top.

Text of poster says:

MISSING MINOR

LAST SEEN 700 BLOCK N GARFIELD 10/15/25 9PM. CONFIRMED SEEN AROUND WILCOX VIA COMPO DENNY'S AROUND 10:30 PM 10/15/25

WEARING LIGHTBLUE JEANS, TEAL LONGSLEVE WITH DARK BLUE (NAVY) HOODIE WITH WORD EAGLES PRINTED. BLACK ADDIDAS AND GOLD NEGLACE

SHES VERY SMART AND MAY APPEAR TO LOOK OLDER

ASIAN/HISPANIC 5FT 7INCES 140 LBS. BROWN HAIR AND EYES WITH LAVENDER COLOR BRACES

sto 2023

IF YOU HAVE SEEN TO HAVE ANY INFORMATION, PLEASE CALL DAD (JOHN) 626-234-3409, MOM (ROSA) 626-709-0005 OR MONTERY PARK PD 626-573-1311

Poster with a photo of a young woman of mixed Asian and Hispanic ethnicity with long black hair. She is wearing a light colored long sleeve top. Text of poster says: MISSING MINOR LAST SEEN 700 BLOCK N GARFIELD 10/15/25 9PM. CONFIRMED SEEN AROUND WILCOX VIA COMPO DENNY'S AROUND 10:30 PM 10/15/25 WEARING LIGHTBLUE JEANS, TEAL LONGSLEVE WITH DARK BLUE (NAVY) HOODIE WITH WORD EAGLES PRINTED. BLACK ADDIDAS AND GOLD NEGLACE SHES VERY SMART AND MAY APPEAR TO LOOK OLDER ASIAN/HISPANIC 5FT 7INCES 140 LBS. BROWN HAIR AND EYES WITH LAVENDER COLOR BRACES sto 2023 IF YOU HAVE SEEN TO HAVE ANY INFORMATION, PLEASE CALL DAD (JOHN) 626-234-3409, MOM (ROSA) 626-709-0005 OR MONTERY PARK PD 626-573-1311

Hi all- a friend has a family looking for a missing minor. This is in the Monterey Park, CA area (San Gabriel Valley). Please boost. Thank you!

21.10.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 147    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6

they HAD to demolish the white house, on account of all the diarrhea

20.10.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1226    πŸ” 186    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 6

If you ever wondered how much power The People have, the EAST Wing is there to remind you just how much.

21.10.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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shame about this guy

20.10.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If I was a Republican, I would be very afraid to leave my home today after seeing the destruction of the People's house 😬

21.10.2025 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYou have to keep my messages secret because I used the magic phrase for journalists but also you’re not a journalist [so the magic phrase doesn’t work]” is all of the insight you ever need into the prosecutorial mind of Lindsey Halligan.

20.10.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Lindsey Halligan is doing politically motivated prosecutions the right way.

by Ezra Klein

21.10.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 420    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 0

New developments in my 3 year Epstein investigation, this time regarding JP Morgan Chase and its CEO, Jamie Dimon. This is a long thread, but worth sticking around for.

20.10.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 10751    πŸ” 4357    πŸ’¬ 248    πŸ“Œ 479

used to be that solving puzzles that open portals to hell was something to avoid, but at this point how much worse could it be? worth at least day tripping into the portal, check out the housing market there, give it a look-see

20.10.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 302    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 4

Among the huge questions about the WH destruction to distract from the Epstein files is how it's happening in a government shutdown. Who's paying whom? (Or stiffing whom?)

20.10.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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