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Cats are much bigger on the inside. --Lauren Groves

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"CDC is over": RFK Jr. lays off over 1,000 employees in Friday night massacre Amid the ongoing shutdown, the HHS secretary wiped out entire offices that investigate disease outbreaks, manage infectious disease responses and collect data.

β€œCDC is over. It was killed. This administration only knows how to break things. They have made America at risk for outbreaks and attacks by nefarious players. People should be scared,” said Dr. Demetre Daskalakis, former director of the CDC’s National Center on Immunization and Respiratory Diseases

12.10.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3578    πŸ” 1821    πŸ’¬ 262    πŸ“Œ 141

In honor of Spooky Month, share a four word horror story someobe in your profession would understand.
"She shelved those books"

12.10.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m a US citizen and a veteran. ICE arrested me for no reason. Jailed for three days without an explanation or ability to notify anyone, George Retes argues the only path to healing starts with the government taking accountability for its actions.

β€œI spent three nights and three days in federal custody. During that time, I was never told what I was charged with, was not allowed to shower despite being covered in tear gas and pepper spray, had no phone call to my family, and no access to an attorney.” - George Retes, U.S. citizen and veteran.

12.10.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7610    πŸ” 4047    πŸ’¬ 254    πŸ“Œ 254
U can take the girl out of the 90s out but u can’t take the 90s out of the girl Also for all my Gen
YouTube video by CatGPT U can take the girl out of the 90s out but u can’t take the 90s out of the girl Also for all my Gen

Everything old is new again.
youtube.com/shorts/JxNy3...

12.10.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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like at least say what's up to me first πŸ˜‚ #dogs #funnydogs #dogshorts
YouTube video by Cody Taurus like at least say what's up to me first πŸ˜‚ #dogs #funnydogs #dogshorts

who's my Lil buddy?
youtube.com/shorts/-Ngge...

12.10.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That will be $300 please πŸ˜…

12.10.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a pink shirt is running in front of a sign that says ba vi Alt: a man in a pink shirt and matching shorts, blue socks and shoes, and sunglasses and a blue hat is walking along jauntily on the green grass and upon seeing a white paper sign on a stick with black hand lettering that reads Bad Vibes, he quickly avoids the area by walking around it.
12.10.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My experience also. ☺️

12.10.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If he dies in office we MUST stop any efforts at reorganization

12.10.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For the ninth straight month now, Canadian road trips to the United States continue to plunge. Boycott the U.S.A. Elbows up!

11.10.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3851    πŸ” 668    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 68

I'm pointing at human behavior. You just happen to be the human demonstrating it right now. It's okay

12.10.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

New York Times Executive Editor Joseph Kahn either does kidnap and molest preschoolers or he doesn’t. Does he or does he not? Is there troubling evidence or isn’t there? Have preschoolers shrieked in pain and terror in his office or haven’t they? All of this plus the Brooklyn Book Festival!ghv

12.10.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 847    πŸ” 117    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 5

We used to say "pics or it didn't happen." And they said "why not both."

12.10.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Omg so much worse

12.10.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wherein "lacks integrity" means "a howling pack of greedy lying liars"

12.10.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And another one, ladies and gentlemen!

12.10.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

manipulative in a way very similar to this very post right here πŸ‘†

12.10.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would play that game

12.10.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸŽ–οΈ

12.10.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's been almost a decade since I stepped off the plane in Capetown South Africa and this whole escapade started. So I'm pretty good with it now, but my life is not like it was back then because of it. It's a chronic illness that creates disability, and it has made my world much harder and smaller

12.10.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

That's pretty crazy! And weird. Humans are weird πŸ˜…

12.10.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Samesies

12.10.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky is the end of sm line for me. starting over again on another site is about appealing as harvesting my own organs with a shrimp fork.

12.10.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 245    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

You have shown them picture of your cat, haven't you? HAVEN'T YOU? Bc if I was a Co worker and you withheld photos of that cat I would be sooooo pissed.

12.10.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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White person here. The fact is every one of our projections is a confession. We actually do what we think black people do.

12.10.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of two adjacent posts that are unrelated but appear to be related.  The first one says i'm sorry I haven't been posting much but I had several Dreams featuring various Moots. then the second post is a picture of two men dressed as ghouls

A screenshot of two adjacent posts that are unrelated but appear to be related. The first one says i'm sorry I haven't been posting much but I had several Dreams featuring various Moots. then the second post is a picture of two men dressed as ghouls

I thought this was one post

12.10.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need Halloweenies next and them Crissmuss.

12.10.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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