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Official headquarters of the Amazonian Cow Cat/Yellow Street Dog/Kitten Chaos Research Center located in a little village in South America where the researchers are just a little odd but still definitiely smarter than waffles.

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Canada Is Killing Itself The country gave its citizens the right to die. Doctors are struggling to keep up with demand.

Canada gave its citizens the right to dieโ€”now it is struggling to meet demand. โ€œThis is the story of an ideology in motion, of what happens when a nation enshrines a right before reckoning with the totality of its logic,โ€ Elaina Plott Calabro reports.

11.08.2025 11:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I don't blame them. we have already seen enough death, cruelty, and stupidity for 10 lifetimes.

11.08.2025 11:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

woke up the news that 18 babies have died in ICU here in Ecuador after staff reused cannulas and infected all the babies. our MAGA (MEGA?) govt has bankrupted the Healthcare system, and given all the money to their friends. $36 in tubing could have saved 18 babies. ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข

11.08.2025 11:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you are called a first world country because this is your first time around on this track. some of us have walked this circle before.

11.08.2025 08:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

free palestine

10.08.2025 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 515    ๐Ÿ” 141    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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a little girl with messy hair is sitting on a couch . ALT: a little girl with messy hair is sitting on a couch .

It's 2 am on a Monday. My next door neighbor is having a party with her boyfriend and her 2 year old, dancing and singing and drinking, while the baby cries. I hate it here.

11.08.2025 07:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i walk around in circles saying "i don't know what to do. What am i going to do? I don't know what to do. What am I going to do?" โญ•

11.08.2025 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

According to some guy named Kraus there are 10 stages of nothingness and the last stage is "No possibilities."

That is all.

11.08.2025 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Immortal Noodles is going to be my next cooking show

11.08.2025 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am in over my head.

10.08.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ICE = PROUD BOYS +Patriot Front. there is no separation between goon squads but I don't know what to do about it

10.08.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we are software running on hardware. no difference.

10.08.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

damn this slavery thing is both difficult and boring. what is the point?

10.08.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Top Al Jazeera journalist Anas al-Sharif has been killed by Israel in Gaza in what appears to be an assassination.

He was one of the few journalists left alive in Gaza after Israel have killed 232 other journalists in less than 2 years.

He is the 233rd.

10.08.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 434    ๐Ÿ” 291    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
a small Amazonian Cow cat named Vaquita crouches on a makeshift table to eat her kibble away from the annoying kittens not seen below

a small Amazonian Cow cat named Vaquita crouches on a makeshift table to eat her kibble away from the annoying kittens not seen below

somebody has had just about enough of the kittens

10.08.2025 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
little kitten Juliet is seen perched on top of the house of the yellow dog named Daisy who has her eyes closed in anticipation of a small paw swat to the head

little kitten Juliet is seen perched on top of the house of the yellow dog named Daisy who has her eyes closed in anticipation of a small paw swat to the head

little kitten Lucรญ sticks out her neck and licks the side of a stick of butter sitting on the brown marble kitchen counter

little kitten Lucรญ sticks out her neck and licks the side of a stick of butter sitting on the brown marble kitchen counter

the kittens have been inside for 10 minutes. in that time they have knocked over the bowl of the dry food, turned off my laptop, spilled a jar of peanuts, terrorized the dog, and licked the butter. #caturday

10.08.2025 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

09.08.2025 05:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a cardboard box filled with sleeping black kittens

a cardboard box filled with sleeping black kittens

a box of black kittens with one of them yawning very big

a box of black kittens with one of them yawning very big

so many babies! #caturday

09.08.2025 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
How a risky DIY poo experiment transformed Janeโ€™s life | Australian Story
YouTube video by ABC News In-depth How a risky DIY poo experiment transformed Janeโ€™s life | Australian Story

This is the shit.
youtu.be/Le5LKPNlOHQ?...

09.08.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
two black kittens sit in a cardboard box in a window and look like they are unhappy with their ears laid back and down in response to their nap being disturbed by local fireworks

two black kittens sit in a cardboard box in a window and look like they are unhappy with their ears laid back and down in response to their nap being disturbed by local fireworks

Airplane ears from fireworks no likey

09.08.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 75    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i live in an impoverished country where dogs and cats die in the streets pretty regularly. Now you do too. ๐Ÿ˜ž

09.08.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

do you think he could come over and set a good example for the boys here?

09.08.2025 12:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is a poem by Mark Nepo that begins, "Everything is so beautiful, and I am so sad. This is how the heart makes a duet of wonder and grief. This photo could be on its cover :-)

09.08.2025 11:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i had to do this with some new neighbors. it sucks because this is a small community and we see each other all the time. I am polite but distant. It sucks to find out people you thought were cool are actually racists. ๐Ÿ˜”

09.08.2025 11:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh no my sincerest condolences this is the worst possible outcome in August

09.08.2025 11:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its a thing where i live (a place where fireworks are unregulated) and it is hell on my poor doggos.

09.08.2025 11:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a small black kitten sleeps next to a big hairy white dog in the dogs housr

a small black kitten sleeps next to a big hairy white dog in the dogs housr

a small tortoise colored kitten sleeps paw to paw with a medium sized Yellow dog on the dogs green blanket in the dogs house

a small tortoise colored kitten sleeps paw to paw with a medium sized Yellow dog on the dogs green blanket in the dogs house

these little intruders have charmed everyone

08.08.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman taking a picture with a camera that says nikon Alt: a young woman is shown from the chest up. she stands in front of a white wall and cradles a camera in her hands as she raises the camera up to her eye to take a photograph

here let me draw you a picture

08.08.2025 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Orange and white cat, unrepentant. His behavior report is 95% good, 5% harassed Sally.

Orange and white cat, unrepentant. His behavior report is 95% good, 5% harassed Sally.

Behaviores Report; 95% goode, 5% harrass of Sally

08.08.2025 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2125    ๐Ÿ” 93    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

work comes with an abundance of annoyances

08.08.2025 11:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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