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@the-unutterable.bsky.social

Just some guy. Film, TV and music liker. Veg grower. Stand up gig goer. Food and drink consumer. MD ANT. Friend to all cats, dedicated to one. No time for neg heads. Nice vibes always welcome.

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Very nice Moose, and reminds me of the line in Annie Hall when Woody Allen comes out of the bathroom having been sent in to remove a spider, saying it's the size of a Buick. My wife heard this as the spider being the size of a swan, so the joke did still work.

10.08.2025 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ich nichten Liechtenstein

09.06.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a Scotland supporter, there's only one thing standing in the way of this squad going on to great success, and that's the fact that they aren't any good. They really only need to work on this, and the sky's the limit.

23.03.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I only asked how many were in the pack

19.02.2025 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Picture of Suzi Quattro

Picture of Suzi Quattro

Kid crush go

09.02.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just reflecting on memory and how sketchy it is on many important events of my life, but just recalling TV ads from my teens and ITS EASY TO GET DA DRACHMA, ITS EASY TO GET DA LIRAAAA, ITS EASY TO GET DA PESETA, JUST GETTA YOURSELF TO NAT WEST! SI! AN DEY WILL DO DA REST it's quite strange really

03.02.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great news

15.01.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
My cat Ted giving me strong hints that it's time to go to a nice warm bed.

My cat Ted giving me strong hints that it's time to go to a nice warm bed.

NEW YEAR'S EVE HACK Waiting for midnight, you've had enough, everyone's had enough apart from the most annoying ones among us. Here's a little idea called Not Being Arsed With It. Ted says why don't we just go to bed, and he's right. See you later x

31.12.2024 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He can't remember if he checked it so he's checked it again
Ordinary Mike is going to Tesco's.

19.12.2024 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And what about after that???

18.12.2024 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks nice, tell me do you use the crisper tray for this sort of combo or put all your ingredients in the air fryer pan? And any oil/soy?

16.12.2024 10:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great album. At 13 the first three albums I owned were Electric Warrior, Ziggy and Killer. Set me up for life.

12.12.2024 08:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which I have to say, I admire.

08.12.2024 11:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am always unreasonably irritated by the phrase "jumping up and down"

There's no jumping down. No one gets to the apex of their jump and thinks they'd better jump down. There's only repeated jumping up. And no need even to say the word up. It's included in the concept of jumping.

Jumping.

08.12.2024 09:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hang on, what happened in rows 5 and 6? You already knew the end three letters, was it a rage quit ๐Ÿ˜‚

08.12.2024 08:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Morrissey
Nazareth
Only Ones
Pere Ubu
Ramones
Siouxsie & the Banshees
Throbbing Gristle
Undertones
Voltaire, Cabaret ๐Ÿค”
Wire
XTC
Neil Young

There you go, some pretty good nights were enjoyed.

30.11.2024 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had a go at the alphabet of bands I've seen. Bit of manipulation was employed and some treasures had to be dropped. Anyway...

Adam and the Ants
Bowie
The Cramps
Devo
Eels
The Fall
Group, The Pop ๐Ÿ™„
Heartbreakers, Johnny Thunders and The ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
Iggy Pop
The Jam
Killjoys (Kevin Rowland)
Libertines

30.11.2024 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

4/20

26.11.2024 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

3/20

25.11.2024 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those were the days, my friend...

24.11.2024 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First album I ever owned and still great.

24.11.2024 10:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cover of David Bowie album Ziggy Stardust

Cover of David Bowie album Ziggy Stardust

24.11.2024 10:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I loved Kevin, a man crush maybe? I find myself quoting him on a semi daily basis even now ๐Ÿ˜

23.11.2024 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Rik Mayall and Mark E Smith NME covers are both from Nov 81 so this would be me aged 21. Also features Mambo the drumming elephant.

23.11.2024 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Post you from a different era, you say?

23.11.2024 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Europe Endless is a perfect song.

23.11.2024 14:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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King Charles inherited ยฃ650m tax free, gets ยฃ125m a year tax free from the tax payer and has an estate worth ยฃ22bn thatโ€™s never taxed.

But he still needed a 45% pay rise.

Like if he needs a pay cut.
RP if you want the Monarchy gone.

#AbolishTheMonarchy

23.11.2024 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6702    ๐Ÿ” 2829    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 419    ๐Ÿ“Œ 165
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Brilliant. Our Nerys.

22.11.2024 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anything good on?

22.11.2024 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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