Richard (actual) Major

Might start tying a bandana around my wrist

One day you signed out of MSN for the last time. You didn’t know then, but you’d never sign in again

An illustration of Chris De Burgh breastfeeding a skeleton

Chris De Burgh breastfeeding a skeleton

As requested by Nicholas David Edward Turner

I hate that you have to choose between the explicit and edited versions of albums on streaming services

Why can’t you choose “only show me and/or play the original”

Diana, we know that video is fully fake, right?

AI voices, fake Fox News, fake hospital footage

Local Woman Devotes Life To Doing God's Busy Work

Local Woman Devotes Life To Doing God's Busy Work https://theonion.com/local-woman-devotes-life-to-doing-gods-busy-work-1819570211/

The Hut Diner; 565J+RM4 Ha Seitlheko, A2, main road, Mafeteng, Lesotho https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=-29.8404979%2C27.2317151&query_place_id=ChIJ-WQ_UwAdjB4RUB-7Y93B-HY

Pokes are easier than ever??

Time to get back into Facebook

The finish in my sonic mug is coming off

Seems they’re pretty slapdash over at the sonic factory. Perhaps they should concentrate more on quality control and actually a bit less on “going fast”

#horror #meme

Chingxiang salmon; ផ្លូវ101, Krong Pursat, Cambodia https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=12.5380763%2C103.9205466&query_place_id=ChIJEdIV_iWjDzERmZTXUq9bzjI

Great gig

Sail to the Thief - an album of Radiohead themed sea shanties

This idea would have killed in early 2021

Logitech MX5000 on fire

these are the only photos that wikimedia commons has of this keyboard

Dear Hollywood,

You cannot get texts from “unknown”, it would give the number or email address

Leeds!? The north?????? That's too scary

‘We’re the Only Plane in the Sky’ Where was the president in the eight hours after the Sept. 11 attacks? The strange, harrowing journey of Air Force One, as told by the people who were on board.

It's the anniversary of 9/11

I've shared this article many times, and will again, I'm sure. It's by Garrett M. Graff, titled "We're The Only Plane In The Sky" and follows the movements of Air Force one, told by people on the plane.

It's a fascinating read

www.politico.com/magazine/sto...

Comic. Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure. [mockup of “2x4” piece of wood showing the dimensions as 1½“ by 3 ½“] Dimensional lumber sizes are tricky. A “2x4” is actually 1½“ by 3 ½“, and a “1x8” is ¾“ by 7⅛“. [two tape measures: one is labeled 12’, the other 12’*] If you know someone into carpentry or woodworking, get them our *dimensional lumber tape measure*. [A “normal tape measure” with even increments and a “dimensional lumber tape measure” with increments at different lengths for each inch] *Don’t tell them you got it*—just leave it in their toolbox. They’ll appreciate the surprise when all their measurements work out!

Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure

xkcd.com/3138/

My bacon was too thick

Why don’t McDonald’s do onion rings

Onion rings are the best thing (maybe only good thing?) at Burger King. I’m sure McDonald’s could do better

A COUPLE of years back, me and my mate cut down a dead famous tree that was on a Robin Hood film for a laugh, and it turned into a right old to-do, let me tell you. In fact, as I write this, I'm waiting to see if we get banged up in the ruddy clink for it. Honestly, if anybody thinks it'd be a good idea to chop down a famous tree used in a Robin Hood film, I'd recommend they think again, because it's turned into a right old pain in the arse. Name withheld for sentencing, email

subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz348bs

Lasagna sheets that actually fit in your baking tray

Next summer, or maybe the summer after, kids are going to be wearing Animal and Quiksilvwr T-shirts

I cannot fucking wait

Nobody under 30 knows what these are, just stupid old bastards like me

Bird Sparks Canadian Brush Fire After Dropping A Fish On Power Lines A British Columbia fire rescue service's social media post joked that the osprey allegedly responsible for the blaze was "tired of raw fish and wanted to give cooked a try.”

Birds try to burn down Canadian wilderness by cooking fish???

www.huffpost.com/entry/bird-s...

My dad suddenly seemed so detached from reality I honestly couldn't tell if it was dementia or a psychotic break. But after sitting near a bunch of far right knobbeads in the pub a lightbulb went off in my brain and I disabled GB News on his telly. Sorted.

Far too “soft rock” to ever be cool, but I bloody love some Feeder!

You guys should make bingo cards!

Half Life 3 too, right??

Really loved both episodes!

You’re always one of my favourite guests on EOH