Dylan 👹

a man wearing a yellow vest and tie is making a face ALT: a man wearing a yellow vest and tie is making a face

Why one of my fav queens from the west coast came to my bar when I was on vacation

A much needed jet2holiday!

It’s exactly the same as the first day I stepped in here. But I’m a completely different person than the 21 year old that stepped in then

Been coming to this divey Mexican bar and restaurant for close to a decade for my solo dates and ugh, all the years of nostalgia and memories have coming flooding back into me. I love being alive in the random simple moments like these

The way imma be at the beach so often these next 2 weeks, it’s my job at this point

Alex laments "I'm so fake..." Her friend says "you're so real for that."

Last week I saw fantastic four and I know what you did last summer. This week I’ve seen sunset boulevard and I’ll be seeing 26 years later and together. Ebert and Roeper eat your hearts out!

a direct deposit

Wish there were a sci-fi version of medieval times cause that's way more my speed

Definitely healed me WHEW!

Chain Mage Adrian 🖤

Puppy Training

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Concupiscence (Mea Culpa)

I feel sorry for Christians, their religion has been revised and tampered with so much so that you don’t know what came from the source or the ego of man.

What was once probably used to teach love and light has been morphed into a tool of oppression.

It's crazy how all the hot people on the internet seem to be friends IRL

Saw Sunset Boulevard (1950) last night in theaters and the amount of iconic things in that movie that I never knew came from that gagged me. Thank you, papa AMC 🥹

Last week was a pile of elephant dung but at least I ended it sucking on a beautiful man’s tits and sucked another beautiful man’s fat hog. Order has been restored

Really long day… cannot wait to take a dip in the cool waters of Darienne Lake

Like FUCK OFF dude. You do not need to see my tits that badly

A man really ripped my shirt open as I was in the middle of dealing with a fucked up & borderline unconscious woman and a creepy annoying dude who was hitting on everyone in the bar that we were mid-throwing him out. Everyone was on one last night…

I truly wish that I spent yesterday being drunk and happy like I was in this pic instead of working and stressing about the “floods”

Yet again we’re vindicated…

This week’s work highlight is that I got caught checking out the hot gogo’s massive bulge at the exact moment he was checking out my jock-strapped ass. We both giggled and started fondling each other and kissing. Uugghhh do I LOVE homosexuality

Big titties on a man ain’t complete without 2 big ole pepperoni slices on em

Home Workouts

Shave your beards, show your face!