💀👻 meatier🦇🎃

6 months into my new job and I’m already bored 😭 I crave stimulation I fear

now accepting applications btw

is this thing on

punani Dasani was history

about me

how do you know we’re masc

it’s October 3rd…where is the PUMPKIN FUCKING??!!

inspiring the masses yup yup you love to see it 🙂‍↕️

no loads refused iktr

me seeing all these nudes on the skeetline tonight

doesn’t have the same ring to it

we’re going for extra creamy do you have any suggestions

we’re making Mac and cheese later

the gift that keeps on giving

not the rectal stimulation

Chyna please have mercy I ain’t gettin paid til the end of the week!

he told me to squirt in his mouth so I gave him a golden shower

it really wasn’t clocking to me that I wasn’t standing on business on how badly I now need a switch 2 so I can play some fucking fire emblem

I’ll be taking THAT

me @ my friends: would pics of my big fat tits make you feel better? ☹️

It's me sitting 💅

Once again it is a leg day on hump day which means a pump is going 🙂‍↕️

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them coming towards me

oh my fucking god don’t tell the pit people I forgot to put deodorant on

Talk to me 💯

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WHATS YOUR ETA WHATS YOUR ETA? MHMM WHATS YOUR ETA WHATS YOUR ETA? MHMM WHATS YOUR ETA WHATS YOUR ETA?

I don’t even know how to talk right now I guess I need your cock right now

chest day

train me

that being said I’m very good at my job 🤪🤪🤪

pretty people shouldn’t have to work