@hydroxymoron.bsky.social
Autism haver, science shitposter, internet trash enjoyer
The skill floor for Aldi is high and it doesnt work for every build but the drop rates are incredible
01.08.2025 21:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bad youtube ads give me so much joy. Please tell me in great detail how i am pooping wrong
03.07.2025 17:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not to be intellectually superior but not once have i ever watched an animated movie and thought to myself "they should remake this as live-action"
30.06.2025 16:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Big Silly Event is live on twitch TOMORROW, at 7:00pm, EST. See you there!
20.06.2025 18:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mark your calendars for a collaborative event between myself, @kitpigeon.bsky.social, and @hiimpie.live: happening live on twitch on Saturday, June 21st!
It's genuinely going to be special;
Nothing like this has ever been attempted before as far as I can tell...
Stay tuned for more info!
A postmodern orchestra/chorus dedicated to interpreting and performing classic pieces as FAR from the standard as possible,while still following the sheet music to the letter. Anything not explicitly written into the original sheet music is open to interpretation. #ideas #music #postmodern
31.05.2025 18:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If it looks like shit,
smells like shit,
but you taste it and
it doesn't taste like shit, then
You're in the clear guys 👍 👍 💯
Opinion I just made up:
Every city should be judged solely on the merits of its worst neighborhood. The beauty of your most gentrified area does not show how much the average citizen is thriving
Ideally my hobby would be whimsically wandering to explore the world around me but alas! i live in the modern US and am afraid of being arrested for trespassing
27.05.2025 17:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The funniest thing you can do to a mean comment on your video is give it the "creator heart" to thank them for their engagement and not reply
09.05.2025 14:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Liberal senator loses husband to the alt-right. Millions perish
#starwars
Chess Position xkcd.com/3082
30.04.2025 14:20 — 👍 6155 🔁 636 💬 79 📌 51Someday were gonna be hearing heartwrenching stories abt 90yo gamers with arthritis preventing them from #gaming
15.04.2025 14:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0happy Homestuck Sunday to all who celebrate
14.04.2025 03:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Getting dressed up in the finest cosplay and going to church on Homestuck Sunday
13.04.2025 13:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Lord Jesus Himself elected Donald trump so he may clenz this world in fire and may God help him do so #tittok
01.04.2025 19:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah actually guys, i know its april 1st but like,,
i think Jesus Christ would really care about Israel's security as a nation,,
A few palestinian lives are probably not as important to him as his home country
I hope my grandma who i love lives at least these next three years to see what her dumb-as-rocks voting decision has cost us
28.03.2025 20:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pub owners are like come down to my pub "The Sopping, Diseased Egg"
18.03.2025 16:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As a white man i want a shirt I can wear that says
"Please be patient
I'm a DEI hire"
#ideas
Spraying the enemy pokemon with a low accuracy poisoning move call that Poison Poisson Distribution (i have a poor understanding of #statistics)
08.03.2025 23:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Drug Screening" is thinly disguised piss fetish behavior.
Why do you need my pee.
It's mine. Stop
I FOUND SOMETHING I THOUGHT ID LOST LIFE IS WOTH LIVING
20.02.2025 14:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A football referee blowing the whistle pulling out a revolver and shooting a player dead on the spot
19.02.2025 20:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool
16.02.2025 15:51 — 👍 8115 🔁 1215 💬 33 📌 7
top 5 guesses:
comic book [ 0.873 ]
book jacket [ 0.121 ]
jigsaw puzzle [ 0.000 ]
breastplate [ 0.000 ]
jersey [ 0.000 ]
A pokemon trainer who battles you and their pokemon are at like 80% hp and ridiculously tough, implying they are the real protagonist and have been making their way through the area
07.02.2025 00:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
ICE Agent Torturing Migrants Moved By Resiliency Of Human Spirit
ICE Agent Torturing Migrants Moved By Resiliency Of Human Spirit
theonion.com/ice-age...
It would be funny if they had an "online" category for dark souls speedruns. Imagine having to speedrun and getting invaded lmfao
31.01.2025 06:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Having to sign "not only have i read this document, i understand it and i agree to it"
under an incomprehensible pile of words is one of the most stressful things i have to endure as a modern adult
