If you need to stay awake but don't like coffee, simply reflect upon the many terrible decisions you've made in your life.

Same to you love xx

Hny

Trying so hard not to fall asleep at my desk

@chandlerbing57.bsky.social hi just saw ur vid on twitter can u tell me how u got ur bum pls. Ty

You want to know what 2024 has had? The sheer, fucking audacity, that’s what.

The truth is that addiction is not a moral failing or an inevitable path to self-destruction — it is a treatable illness that requires intervention, compassion and strong community boundaries.

The eyes of a hunter. 🔥

It's always one of them days 😴

Yeah it never works for me

6 coffees in so far today. Still tired

Cba

It’s nearly Christmas and Will LFC still hasn’t unblocked me 😔

@pacmanlfc.bsky.social yo

so like... when do I get to retire

There are about 300 kids singing Christmas songs in the entrance to Asda and I'm beginning to understand America's obsession with school shootings

It's that elf on the shelf nonce time of year again… There's always that ONE mum on your Facebook, who gets so much into the role it's like she's producing & directing a fucking film. Meanwhile, the kids aren’t even arsed 🤣😫

Nice. Weathers awful. Prob best staying in there for a while. U going Rosie's later 😂😂😂 @samrussisace.bsky.social is 100% barred from Rosie's and whispers 😄

Fools

Twin time

Evening x

Okay carry on love

Na na na na it's the mother fuckin d o double g. Snoop dog

I didn't know u could still buy these. Cheese ones were heaven

Clearest image ever taken of Heart Nebula, located 7500 light years away from us

Anyone want sparking clean out before I go to bed?

Who are u talking too

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