Chandler Bing

Hands up if you curled your hair cause it was greasy and you couldn’t be assd to wash it 🙋🏼‍♀️

She’s up, she’s beautiful with the addition of two little glass reindeers that he picked 🥰

Day off awake before 6am 🙄 and at the shops already but can’t complain when the sky looks like this. Happy Friday loves 🩷

It’s called work lad

Still here. Still awful. Words don’t look like words anymore.

I want to go home this is awful 🙈

Todays my Friday thank fuck, it’s also a 12 hour day but we don’t speak about that

I’m such a mum honestly, Albs is staying at mums tonight cause I’m working two long days and it’s easier but he’s on pain meds still so I’ve text me dad to check he’s remembered to get them, how much to give, when to give it and not to give it to him tonight cause I’ve already given it🙈 he’s a dog.

Couldn’t have asked for it to go any better, thank you mate ☺️

He met the parents, they adored him and it went so well 🥺 well and truly welcomed into the Tomo household, mum was like Soph he’s so handsome isn’t he gorgeous, yes mum I’m aware he’s beautiful thank you 😂😂

BDSM is so much easier now my bf and I are older - he used to have to blindfold me but now he just hides my glasses.

Waffles with scrambled eggs is top tier breaky and you can’t tell me otherwise

Can’t believe I’ve lived here 5 and half years and never done this haven’t even had to new furniture to do it cause I’ve had it since I moved in 🙈

Now it’s coming together I’m enjoying the process but last weekend if you’d asked me to rip it down and give up I would have 😂

I’m so fucking proud of how this project is coming together, next we fill the moulding edges, paint the entire wardrobe and hang the doors 🙌🏼

It’s 20 to 11 and my ADHD ass just can’t leave it alone 🙈

It’s 20 to 11 and my ADHD ass just can’t leave it alone 🙈

New favourite thing has become commenting “sumo doesn’t count” on egotistical sted head teenagers comments on weight lifting videos when they brag about being *only* 17 deadlifting 160kg to put someone else down

Gave Albs his first set of meds and he looked at me with such disgust and betrayal

Forgave me when I gave him mince with his dinner 😂

My mum booked the table not me

It’s not hard?

Mums booked a table for the 4 of us to meet my boyfriend for the first time the same time as the game is on

Fuming me mums booked a table for 2pm Sunday to meet him. So thats the 3 of us raging we’re missing the game

Reckon I can get the restaurant to whack the footie on the telly?

Is today over yet 😂

Still can’t jump up or go upstairs but other than that he’s good

Further proof one of the girls has metcain (anti inflammatory meds for dogs) and when she heard about Albs has brought the rest of hers in for him 🥺🩷

First day all week I’ve not done a long day and when I tell you I can’t wait to get home and cuddle my Albs 🥰

Getting a £40 rewards voucher from work a week before payday is a godsend 😂

It’s not even 7am why is there traffic on my usual empty drive to work.

I’m going to hit someone today aren’t I 🤷🏼‍♀️

I’ve had enough and it’s only Wednesday