[yelling over club noise] I said a giant sadness has come between us

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

This is class solidarity.

In case you’re at all confused.

Slowdive.

candidate 1: i will kill you and your family

candidate 2: i will only kill half of your family, and maybe not you

candidate 3: I won't kill anybody, what the hell, that's so fucked up

Too many of you: Candidate 3 will just take votes from candidate 2, who we must elect to save democracy

Oh my god, they're describing themselves.

Discussing AI on the socials.

[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad

THEIRS A THEORY THAT EARTH IS A ""PRISON PLANET" WHICH CAPTURES PEPOLE WHO DONE BAD IN THERE PREVIOUS LIVES AND MAKES THEM LIVE HERE ON THIS SHIT PLANET AND IT MAKES ALOT OF SENSE, WHY ELSE IS HUMAN HISTORY MOSTLY SUFFERING , WHY IS EVEN MODERN "COMFORTABLE" LIFE FULL OF HELL , WHY ARE WE FORCED TO ENDURE COMPUTER TORMENT TO PAY RENT OR PAY TAXES, WHY DO WE NEED SO MUCH LOVE IN A WORLD DEVOID OF IT, ETC ETC ETC ANY WAY DA SKELTON HOLD'S A GLISTENING EGG AND DA TEXT SAY'S " BORN TO FROLIC IN DA WOODS , FORAGING EGG'S AND BERRYS, FORCED TO REPEATEDLY TURN OFF A.I IN MY EMAIL PROGRAM " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

PRISON PLANET - dashare.zone ADMIN

No it’s not possible to live completely ethically under capitalism. It is among the easiest things in the world however to not post on Twitter.

Anyone know where Kevin Bacon's left his car keys? Asking for a friend of a friend of a friend of friend of a friend.

lavos, the main antagonist from the 1995 rpg chrono trigger

Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky

the new york knickerbockers are the centerpiece of a 77-year study conducted by the CIA to see if i, personally, can be killed by watching the television

It's at least plausible some of these names inspired The Warriors.

Kids these days are praising the show ANDOR when they should be praising the father, the son, AND/OR the holy spirit

YouTube video by skigss Da pope is a coming!

Me getting ready for the announcement of the new pope:

Every six months Netflix releases a movie called some shit like THE WINDOW CLEANER and it stars four of the biggest actors in the world and you will never in your life meet anyone who has seen it.

Star Wars Intro Scroll Episode IV It Was All So Stupid Seriously, you would not believe how stupid it was. Every day, unrelentingly, just the dumbest stuff by the absolute worst people. And what made it worse was knowing that we’d brought this on ourselves.

A well-oiled machine 🫠

receipt reading customer name: 3 we appreciate your business

capitalism dot jpg

The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

I'm riddled with it.

Thread.

Andrew Cuomo Slams AOC’s Rally Tour for ‘Capitalizing’ on Voters’ Trump Fears The New York City mayoral frontrunner also argued that the Democratic party had “hijacked” itself with cultural issues.

As if you needed another reason to say fuck this guy.

Seth Rogen presenting the Breakthrough Prize for physics (Getty)

“It’s amazing that others in this room underwrote electing a man who, in the last week, single-handedly destroyed all of American science. It’s amazing how much good science you can destroy with $320 million and RFK Jr, very fast.”

— Seth Rogen’s censored remarks presenting the Breakthrough Prize

Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog

Can Neal Stephenson collect royalties on real life?

Poem by Pat Ingoldsby A Message For When I Am Gone Ireland It is little or no favours you ever did for me or my poems When I was alive I have this terrible feeling That someone After I am gone You will swing into Your usual Rearguard action So Posthumously In advance Shove it up your arse

Very sad to see the poet and general sharp observer of life Pat Ingoldsby has died. So, as he prepared for this event, here's to Pat. 🥃

THEM: you look tired

ME: I am tired

THEM: oh right because of the…

ME: the horrors yeah

THEM: right right, that’s right

some of the puzzles on Wheel of Fortune should be incantations that drive the contestants mad when solved