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Trump lacks the ability to process critical, nuanced thinking.

I've been a technical recruiter for some of the top companies in the Bay Area for over 15 years. I used to never bother recruiting out of Apple, because no one wanted to leave. I've engaged with more Apple employees over the past 6 months, than I have over my entire career.

I’m in the San Francisco Bay Area, and mine popped up a few days ago. I hope they don’t bloom for another week or two though.

These play-by-play Golden Globe announcers are about as welcome as Joe Buck. #GoldenGlobes

How about "Welp, I'm sure your mom thinks you're cool."

My 5'0 self every single day

He's not fat, he's pleasantly plump.

Gah! Me too. Feel better!

You shut your dirty mouth!

My favorite little Christmas fun fact. The voice actors that played Rudolph and Hermey in the original 1964 Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Christmas special were in the same retirement community, and would often perform their duet "We're a Couple of Misfits" for other residents.

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As a child of the 80's, Stranger Things does the 80's very, very well. Also, S5 E2, original Poltergeist vibes?

I think the musical acts in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade are either people you've never heard of, or singers you thought died a long time ago. There's no in between.

The only positive thing about being sick this weekend is that I got to watched all 12 hours of Ken Burns’ The American Revolution.

They have to make sure they're clean for battle.

I didn’t know Elon had a soul, but apparently Joyce Carol Oates now possess what little of it remained.

If you haven’t read it yet, I highly recommend “People of the Book” by Geraldine Brooks. It follows the fictional journey of a historic book.

And I support your anger

Happy anniversary!

Owning a cat is like living with a toddler that never grows up.

Tying a charitable donation to the length of an Emmy speech is both diabolical and genius. I'm rooting for The Boys & Girls Club of America. #EmmyAwards

Can I just say, the Bob Ross cake was lovely. #TheGreatBritishBakingShow

How So I Married an Axe Murderer Wrecked One Writer’s Vision, Lost Several Stars, Bombed at the Box Office, and Became a Classic Anyway Anyone who’s seen and loved the 1993 cult classic So I Married an Axe Murderer knows that its title doesn’t describe the plot literally. (If you haven’t s

While rewatching one of my favorite movies this weekend, So I Married an Axe Murderer, I remembered this wild article in Spin Magazine from 2018. If you're a fan of the movie, the article is worth the time.

www.spin.com/2018/09/so-i...

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The Pets.com sock puppet and his “interviews” with pets.

The music of my youth

Pringles are dusted with just the right amount of salt and crack.

This song is such ear worm

So it turns out that, once you’ve memorized the lyrics to Lost in Your Eyes by Debbie Gibson, you never forget them. To everyone eating yakitori near me, I’m sorry.

I’m a Nextdoor moderator. Trust me, there’s a whole other level of pettiness and crazy that lies just below the surface of what most people see.

I cackled hard and loud over this