karl the fog

i know this poll is over and i'm biased but clearly (er, opaquely) the right answer is the fog

A photo of the Golden Gate Bridge with fog sitting on top of the ocean.

Good morning! Shhhh. Karl is still sleeping

morning erika how are you

Democracy is dying, but at least last night's rain puts an end to 3 weeks of nonstop humidity. So at least we have that going for us.

📣 PSA for those going to this Foggy #Folsom: You still need sunscreen when I'm around - otherwise you're gonna end up with a very weird sunburn for a very long time

This is the rapture

See? I listen to the people. I'm a kind and benevolent fog.

ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm officially throwing my hat in the ring. Reasons I should be your next supervisor...

🌎 Most tenured resident in the Sunset (by thousands of years)

🧥 Can accurately represent the needs of the 365 day jacket wearing contingency

☁️ Greatest provider of shade in SF

Can you hear that? It's the sound of me walking back my words

Everyone in SF tonight as they're turning on the heat and finding a 4th blanket to sleep under: "There's gonna be a heat wave? Tomorrow? As in... one sleep?"

Sorry for the tears this morning, just crying about <gestures broadly at everything in America>

Disgustingly sunny or gloriously foggy, you should definitely swing by this Thursday to walk around the Dunes and pay homage to me

🚶🏻☁️🚶🏽‍♀️☁️🚶🏾‍♂️☁️

Visit Sunset Dunes. Fogust merch drop & party. Thursday Aug 21 5-7PM at noriega. First 100 get a free Sunset Dunes poster First 25 get a free secret vintage gift Live music, games, merch & foggy delights Presented by Friends of Sunset Dunes + Karl the Fog

😶‍🌫️ Sure, we’ve seen the sun over the last few days but it’s FOGUST, baby, and it’s a great time to Visit Sunset Dunes™️ with @karlthefog.bsky.social and grab free Sunset Dunes posters (get there early - while supplies last).
Next Thursday, Aug 21 5-7pm at Noriega.

whose house? my house!

Karl the Fog hiding the Golden Gate Bridge on an otherwise sunny and clear day, viewed from Tunnel Tops. Native plant gardens with intersecting wide pathways in the foreground, then wetlands, and the Bay, and a distinct lack of visible bridge except for a bit of the base on the left side.

What bridge?

Should have called this place Graysky but no one asked me

Deal but in September

Contrary to what you'd expect I'm all gas and no chill

best month ever 😏

Picture of fog over San Francisco that's heading downtown to hide the AI overlords

✔️ Work every day for a month
✔️ Break 40+ year records
✔️ End ☁️No Sky July☁️ with a bang

A picture of fog with a caption: "a visible mass of condensed water vapor, often considered the greatest weather to exist, humans are lucky to be alive at the same time as this gift to planet earth"

A picture of a rainbow with a caption: "a multicolored art made by light striking water droplets, brings joy to everyone who sees one, good vibes only"

A picture of Ice with the caption: "a modern day gestapo of masked monsters terrorizing the US, stand up and protect our communities: ask if they have a warrant signed by a judge, ask for their name, and record anything you can"

A picture of sunshine with a caption: "direct light from the sun over a large area, usually only happens in the unfortunate event of no fog, citizens are encouraged to stay inside to avoid a miserable experience"

4 weather phrases everyone should know ☁️🌈

San Francisco with the sky showing for the first time in 291 days

And then the fog said, let there be sky, and there was sky

gray sky > @bsky.app

No thanks I'm taken

"The coldest winter I ever spent was the summer of 2025 in San Francisco" -Mark Twain

I hate to brag but

can we have a family dinner soon? as long as you two promise to not fight or at least buy me enough drinks so I don't notice

I looked back at old journal entries and I think this is my strongest performance since 1982, well done me

Those 35 seconds were so fun