Procyon

Mad is an overstatement, it’s more of a “come on man, this too?” Why can’t some other team have that specific micro-evil. It’s just tiring. The dodgers, the yankees, it’s no fun when there’s no underdog or good story to root for in the modern hellscape.

This is the kind of night that makes you lose hope. In the end, capitalism will always win. What a shitshow.

Get you a coyote sona, Gianmarco. Trust me on this one.

Using the prop bag to conceal a gatorade bottle filled with water the way god intended

Person working the door at Rocky Horror recognized it. It doesn’t get said enough but god bless queer people.

If I were communist dictator of USA, I would put anyone who puts up Christmas decorations before Halloween straight to gulag. They can die in jail for all I care, I'm not joking. There are two holidays in between, both with decorations.

Once again I would like to reiterate that this is NOT a joke.

Dressing up as Birdbrain Teto tonight and if a single person recognizes me I’m going to run through the streets in celebration like the mariners won the world series

China’s no longer the most populous country because so many people were indignant

Big Trumper

This is my mnemonic for remembering switch and vers. Also in my list of mnemonics: knowing which way is up on the bi flag because I want women (pink) to top me.

Canzone should learn to also bat righty so when he comes off the bench he’s the Mariners’ sub switch Dom

What about a good guy with a bad gun versus a bad guy with a good gun?

How long until someone ends up deported for posting just a little too epically (reply-guying the white house with Trevor Moore)

What about an equally good guy with a gooder gun?

Lebron James: "I'm here for CP"

Me walking into class like

Taking Civil Procedure has turned my search bar into a slot machine: What happens when I type "rule"? Porn? /r/196? 12(b)(6) Failure to State a Claim? Who knows...

Thanks commission
#furry #furryart #oc

A four panel comic strip. An anthropomorphic wolf man runs into an office where three others are working at their desks. He says, "The fire marshal is coming for annual inspections!" In the next panel, a seated wolf is playing with a remote control airplane, and a smoke detector with an open battery compartment is mounted on the wall above him. The first wolf says "Put that 9 volt back in the smoke detector!" In the third panel, an anthropomorphic dog holds a power strip while standing next to a sculpture comprised of multiple power strips. The first wolf says "Hide your..."Daisy Chain Power Strip" sculpture!?" In the fourth panel, a bear proudly displays his t-shirt which reads "I love storing combustibles around radiators." The first wolf, in exasperation, yells "CHANGE YOUR SHIRT!"

FUN FACT: A group of Seattle Mariners fans is known as a baseballycule

BASEBALL !!!

Dudes Rock 2025 unanimous winner

Microagressing the food delivery robots by cutting in front of them on my bike and making them stop all confused

The flowing cape is also crucially important here

We even get a scrimmage Salmon run!

Victor Robles (!!!) wins it!

#TridentsUp #SeizeTheMoment #SalmonRun

RIP "The stat about nothing | SCORIGAMI, Part 3 of 4", you would have loved "Green Bay Packers @ Dallas Cowboys 09/29/2025"

It was a dark and stormy night, following a Ramos gin fizz evening

I have asked you nicely not to mangle my merchandise. You leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again!

Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote.

Hell hath no bloodlust like a room of law students learning about when they can and cannot perform acts of self defense in response to trespass

Autism rules and if you get put off by me because I can hyperfixate and talk about a topic I think is really cool or want to follow a rigid schedule for something, that’s a YP not an MP - your problem.