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Right??

12.12.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I legit donโ€™t let them pick the game, and I only let them do the ones with the most soothing music. They do the fishing one and my classroom has never been so quietโ€ฆ itโ€™s mildly concerning?

12.12.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my mind went to the same place, hell yes

12.12.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh god yes! It returns!!

12.12.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ideally it would be by the end of this weekendโ€ฆ fingers crossed but Iโ€™m writing like the wind

12.12.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

anyone want interested in a beta read when I get this fic done?

12.12.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yay for your former student! That probably felt great :) my favorite bailout for a review that isnโ€™t a Blooket (because they all hate Kahoot now) ๐Ÿ˜‚ today, they learned about Pearl economics in the 17th century

12.12.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I use it as a bailout review for my AP kids, and on days like today where itโ€™s batshit wild, itโ€™s my best friend.

12.12.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HELL YEAH

12.12.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s Friday, itโ€™s December, weโ€™re getting a season 2

How the fuck is ANYTHING going to get done?? Not a DAMN THING ๐Ÿ˜‚

12.12.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I woke up at 4am from insomnia and watched the episodeโ€ฆ and sue me, but all my classes got Edpuzzle reviews and a worksheet, because I cannot even.

12.12.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so glad Iโ€™m not the only one

12.12.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am a whore for one (1) thing. And itโ€™s people getting to wear clothes that fit them properly.

Especially suits. Iโ€™m such a slut for it.

12.12.2025 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God bless stylists who choose properly fitted suiting ๐Ÿ˜

12.12.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ALSO: I feel like the โ€œthey want you at Wimbeldonโ€ was bait designed especially for me and my RWRB/HR crossover brain rot.

Justโ€ฆ goddamnit Jacob

12.12.2025 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh true! I forgot about that bitโ€ฆ itโ€™s going to be mildly agonizing waiting to see how it all shakes out huh? ๐Ÿ˜‚

12.12.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Straight up.

I mean, the whole scene in Ilyaโ€™s house is the feature point certainly, BUT thereโ€™s so much in the details that my Lit Major brain is thriving on

12.12.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay, itโ€™s been ~2.5 hours since I finished the new episode, and I have thoughts.

The one thatโ€™s the strongest in my brain right now is how vaguely haunting the commercial filming scenes are. Like โ€œin this essay, I willโ€ฆโ€ level of THOUGHTS

12.12.2025 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I had to make bets, the rose resolution scene (ie โ€œI like being the hole, not the pegโ€) is the first scene out the gate. And then we dive headfirst into Tampa All Stars. Itโ€™s going to end with Shane crumpling to the ice, bet you money

12.12.2025 11:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay Iโ€™m glad that lost in the car park but stressed you out too because I donโ€™t even have kids

12.12.2025 11:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus Christ, Jacob.

thatโ€™s my formal review of the new ep.

12.12.2025 11:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A Stuff You Missed in History Class episode graphic showing three workers in chest-high waders standing in a flooded cranberry bog. They use long tools to corral thousands of floating red cranberries into circular barriers. A calm lake and a line of autumn-colored trees stretch across the background under a clear blue sky. A blue circle in the lower right reads โ€œCranberries.โ€

A Stuff You Missed in History Class episode graphic showing three workers in chest-high waders standing in a flooded cranberry bog. They use long tools to corral thousands of floating red cranberries into circular barriers. A calm lake and a line of autumn-colored trees stretch across the background under a clear blue sky. A blue circle in the lower right reads โ€œCranberries.โ€

The cranberries we typically eat are native to North America, though they are also grown in other places. How did they become a standard part of the holiday table?

Listen here: omny.fm/shows/stuff-...

11.12.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Full length view of a sleeveless green velvet evening gown with a ruched bodice and floor length skirt. The skirt is the lain but it has a complex looking construction around the bodice

Full length view of a sleeveless green velvet evening gown with a ruched bodice and floor length skirt. The skirt is the lain but it has a complex looking construction around the bodice

Whilst he was particularly well known for his branded sportswear, Jean Patou also created some glamorous evening wear which, in this case, makes for a perfect festive frock. Some #1930s evergreen in cosy velvet #kunstgewerbemuseumberlin #FashionHistory ๐Ÿ—ƒ๏ธ๐Ÿชก

11.12.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 163    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

EVIE

11.12.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and we all know sex does sell, lol ;)

11.12.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yay! I have so much more where this came from ๐Ÿ’œ

11.12.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank you ๐Ÿฅน

11.12.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œCanadaโ€™s great, friend. Wanna look through the book and find some fun facts?โ€

917 is my favorite section because itโ€™s all countries, but gosh isnโ€™t it unfortunate the authorโ€™s last name is โ€œSextonโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚

11.12.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh yay! Iโ€™m so glad, it was something Iโ€™ve been worried about

11.12.2025 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did too and a 2nd grader asked me โ€œIs Canada funny?โ€

I should get an Oscar for my recovery ๐Ÿ˜‚

11.12.2025 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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