𝔭𝔦𝔟𝔟𝔩𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔞𝔯𝔠𝔞𝔡𝔦𝔞 👾🖤

just saw someone say “cops arent pigs bc pigs are intelligent” and i am cackling lmfao

i havent watched this in so long but its such a good movie tbh

guys give me movie recommendations. j and i have exhausted all of our favorites.

we have the same nose ring but mines black!!!

a man in a suit and tie with the words " you 're never gonna find any peace " Alt: a man in a suit and tie with the words " you 're never gonna find any peace "

humming birds be like:

when i was younger and first found them i thought it was doll skill and i was like “but…what skills do dolls have that i need!?!?” 😭 (i was a very dumb child)

blunts, pussy, and more blunts.

(im so sorry ill see myself out now)

my bf has an audi and i have a toyota. ill gladly take his fancy ass shit over mine 😭😭

ig im just playing the “how many jobs can i go through in this specific amount of time” game.

anyway i got an interview tomorrow.

lol i still have my egge account. i spent a total of maybe 10 minutes on it and was like “this is dumb im out” 😭😭

it might just be my trauma but anytime a man says he likes big girls its an immediate red flag to me.

like get out of my face w that shit plz 😭

thats so fair. hopefully you can just breeze through this class and not have to worry about her anymore!!

fair enough. youre better than me bc i’d do it anyway 😭😂

oh friend you point that shit out to her. “im sorry i dont quite understand the instructions. im not sure what *insert typos here* means”

how do yall do boring ass jobs all day? i literally just walk in circles for 10 hours looking for stuff (thats never actually anywhere of course) and i feel like im gonna lose my mind.

i. need. stimulation. PLEASE.

this is why i dont play w a mic when im playing like cod or whatever. people are douchebags and im just trying to have fun :’)

its only gonna get worse before it gets better unfortunately. its not trump we have to worry about. hes too stupid, its his administration thats fucking this country. republicans only used trump bc his supporters are fucking insane.

this just in: night shift worker goes to a day shift job and now wants to commit sewerslide

plz put me out of my misery i am begging.

i just wanna crawl in a hole. im so tired of feeling like this.

plz no dont do it

👉👈

omg hi andy 🖤

a screenshot of my accessibility settings on bluesky it says, Accessibility Alt text Require alt text before posting Display larger alt text badges Haptics Disable haptic feedback

to those who don’t already know, you can go to your bluesky settings —> accessibility —> require alt text before posting 💚

as someone with a visual impairment, alt text is very helpful in a lot of situations and can help me to better understand what i’m looking at 💚

is it hot in this building or am i getting sick???

i think its time to log off the internet for the day. i cant take it 😭

time to be anxious for the next three days bc inspections are today and i need to know if im being evicted or not 🙃

my supervisor was just panicking about the rapture and the “three days of darkness” shit and i had to bite my tongue 😭😭

ive worked in a few different factories but this one by far is the dumbest. bc wdym the forklift drivers just put product wherever and i have go find it wtf???

honestly it really is. lmk next time he’s at ur stand so i can come find him. he’s been avoiding me.

nta, that duck owes me $8000