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@disasterisms.bsky.social

artist, stationary hoarder, carb enthusiast, macaroni gluer, professional cat lady, agéd weirdo Prints: https://www.redbubble.com/people/Disasterisms/ Originals: https://ko-fi.com/discoveringasterisms

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Oversized cottage pie in a terracotta cazuela

Oversized cottage pie in a terracotta cazuela

A large white dog licking the inside of the same cazuela

A large white dog licking the inside of the same cazuela

It's a good day to be a Snoop

24.11.2025 00:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At a certain point all my good intentions broke and I made and ate cookies looking my relatively newly diagnosed diabetic partner right in the eye

22.11.2025 04:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is so dreamy. And I never thought I’d think an airbrush is cute but here we are

21.11.2025 18:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Real Prussians is sending me

21.11.2025 01:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*montell jordan voice*

this is how you white man

20.11.2025 14:59 — 👍 166    🔁 8    💬 7    📌 3

Now THIS????

is a white man!

this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!

20.11.2025 14:57 — 👍 6685    🔁 1301    💬 62    📌 24
Digital doodle of a silky anteater clinging to a narrow tree, its tail wrapped around the trunk and branch, one fore claw lifted to its face looking typically sleepy and fuzzy

Digital doodle of a silky anteater clinging to a narrow tree, its tail wrapped around the trunk and branch, one fore claw lifted to its face looking typically sleepy and fuzzy

Doodled cyclopes didactylus for world anteater day, the living dust bunny 😍

20.11.2025 02:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok, who wants to buy me moff paints???

14.11.2025 19:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man is pushing a washing machine in a laundry room . Alt: A young man is dancing as he loads wash into a dryer from a washing machine, incorporating the laundry into his sick moves

Half an hour and my new washer’s here. And then? LAUNDRY PARTY

13.11.2025 21:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Exactly what it says on the label: The Pope in 1982. He's wearing a black hat, dark RayBans, and looks like he's a member of the Blues Brothers.

Exactly what it says on the label: The Pope in 1982. He's wearing a black hat, dark RayBans, and looks like he's a member of the Blues Brothers.

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.

13.11.2025 01:37 — 👍 13308    🔁 2810    💬 333    📌 928

Can’t do a worse job than I do myself

13.11.2025 03:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Why Elon Musk Needs Dungeons and Dragons to Be Racist The fantastical roots of “scientific racism”

The far right is obsessed with Lord of the Rings and Musk keeps posting about "hobbits" because modern scientific racism owes more to fantasy worlds and gaming systems than genetic science, and they see both as effective mediums for right-wing propaganda www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

11.11.2025 14:42 — 👍 3666    🔁 1170    💬 108    📌 214

The worrrrst

10.11.2025 23:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just finished 'what we talk about when we talk about reparations,' so obviously I gotta take a break and reread 'the case for reparations.'

08.11.2025 22:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Am listening to Jelani Cobb's Three or More is a Riot and it's read by Kevin R. Free, or Kevin from Desert Bluffs or Murderbot and it's embarrassing how much that throws me

08.11.2025 21:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Screencap that reads "there is a problem connecting to Netflix. Please try again later."

Screencap that reads "there is a problem connecting to Netflix. Please try again later."

nooooo, my weefee

07.11.2025 18:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Quick sketch of the Creature from Frankenstein 2025

Quick sketch of the Creature from Frankenstein 2025

Whar if instead of doing any of the things I should I just watch Frankenstein on repeat (I have been SO NORMAL about it since seeing it Monday, might as well lean in)

07.11.2025 18:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Perfection!

07.11.2025 17:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Haha, definitely close enough

07.11.2025 17:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No can do, you gotta get one and swan around with high top chuck taylors and a cat as a scarf

07.11.2025 17:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Digital doodle of a feral pigeon with a gray head, rosy breast and pale gray wing

Digital doodle of a feral pigeon with a gray head, rosy breast and pale gray wing

Watched a documentary on urban pigeons, had to doodle an urban pigeon. Silly creatures

06.11.2025 05:39 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

It was so cute!

06.11.2025 05:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."

The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."

Bluesky rn

05.11.2025 03:04 — 👍 23419    🔁 4827    💬 35    📌 50
Digital doodle of a raccoon with one foot raised looking with oversized dark eyes at the viewer

Digital doodle of a raccoon with one foot raised looking with oversized dark eyes at the viewer

Me, walking out the door: “there better not be any raccoons out here.”
The idiot baby at the edge of the porch:

05.11.2025 04:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake from the SNL short “dick in a box”

Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake from the SNL short “dick in a box”

Woke up today to the news

04.11.2025 13:53 — 👍 7297    🔁 1721    💬 137    📌 230
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Visit discoveringasterisms's Shop! I've opened a shop. Come take a look!

If you’d like one of the hilariously wee originals please help me resist my hoarder impulses: ko-fi.com/discoveringa...

03.11.2025 19:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Collage of four gouache paintings of split open fruits; an avocado, papaya, prickly pear, guava

Collage of four gouache paintings of split open fruits; an avocado, papaya, prickly pear, guava

Have finally added the accidental yoni series as prints on redbubble. Hooray fruits!

www.redbubble.com/people/Disas...

03.11.2025 19:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Teefies!

03.11.2025 01:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

November? nah man i'm celebrating NOvember where i curl into fetal position and say "No, please god no," over and over again

01.11.2025 15:25 — 👍 183    🔁 36    💬 6    📌 0

yeah, his cousins

01.11.2025 16:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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