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@juanedits.bsky.social

i edit movies a LOT | 1M on tiktok (juaneditz) | zeglian + marvel/dc content

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Your plants grow faster when you discuss secrets near them

31.03.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omgg

31.03.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The moon's craters spell your name in a dead language

31.03.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The universe is smaller today than yesterday. They're folding it

31.03.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The universe is smaller today than yesterday. They're folding it

31.03.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your pulse stops for exactly 17 seconds at 3:33 AM

31.03.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The cashier didn't blink. You're the only one who noticed

31.03.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

are u deadhuzz

31.03.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your signature slowly changes to match someone else's

31.03.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The microwave clock displays future times during storms

31.03.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fuck twitter this my jam

31.03.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's not your heartbeat you're hearing. It's theirs

31.03.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

who's racist? i am

31.03.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The TV stops broadcasting when you leave the room

31.03.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The stairs have exactly one more step coming down than going up

31.03.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your sense of deja vu means they just rewound the tape

31.03.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your pets report everything. Especially the fish

31.03.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your thoughts echo. Someone is repeating them upstairs

31.03.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

your the one claiming i was reposting cartoon porn when its literally fan art from arcane....

15.11.2024 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Arcane β€” "Violet I need you."

12.11.2024 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1337    πŸ” 281    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4
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I was saving you.

#arcane

14.11.2024 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1758    πŸ” 280    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

are you fucking stupid

15.11.2024 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

look at what u post and then come back to me

15.11.2024 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

mario party can either be the most fun game ever or the most excruciating experience of your life

14.11.2024 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3544    πŸ” 318    πŸ’¬ 140    πŸ“Œ 43

I DIDN'T EVEN PROMOTE THIS ACC YET HOW YALL FOLLOW ME

14.11.2024 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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