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@chrisince.bsky.social

I cook, I bake, I sew. Thanks to this Amish home study course, I'm doing quite well.

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Post image Post image 22.08.2025 09:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not even as a community thing. Someone who isnโ€™t saw my shelf of things, chuckled, stepped close enough to look slightly down at me, leaned in and said โ€œYou are such a dorkโ€.
Never thought anyone who wasnโ€™t a fan would find it cute.

22.08.2025 09:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I think I just found the car belonging to the person in the world most insecure over the size of their penis.

18.08.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is something deeply weird about that place.

17.08.2025 11:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t think you can go wrong with the black, but I do prefer the underwear of Option 2.

14.08.2025 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I swear that it seems all Iโ€™m doing this summer is getting paler and paler. On the plus side I have finally shaken off my bizarre heatwave cold. Maybe now I wonโ€™t look so peaky.

14.08.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œAll human beings should have the same rights, but if the rights of trans women come into conflict with the rights of what you call 'cis' women, then the latter must take precedence.โ€

Butโ€ฆwhy?
Because there are more of them?
These people spout such absurd and imbecilic nonsense like pronouncements.

14.08.2025 11:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two women on the train who, if they were friends, are probably back to being acquaintances:

โ€œSophie was surprised you hadnโ€™t heard of themโ€
โ€œIt must be that Iโ€™m much younger than her ๐Ÿ’…โ€
โ€œOh? You donโ€™t look it โ€
โ€œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜กโ€

10.08.2025 11:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Didnโ€™t the weather know Iโ€™d actually quite like to sit inside this morning and play games?

10.08.2025 10:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me too, although I have been at such nights the barest handful of times. I think you need a switch in your brain to flick off for that to be the idea of a fun time.

10.08.2025 10:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sort of fascinated with there being a whole sector of musicians, DJs and noise that gay men of a particular age attend live, but where itโ€™s not really the music, itโ€™s just the one where they can be in a space shirtless with other gay men with the same body type.
Do they listen to it at home?

10.08.2025 10:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It is recognition/credit you didnโ€™t ask for, so there is that.
But when said author is clearly leveraging being nominated for their category, and the organisers foolish and unwise, it rather invalidates any prestige for you anyway.
You could acknowledge it but say why you might not show up/attend.

07.08.2025 10:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not that itโ€™s the point when itโ€™s a case of someone doing their job, but as lots of TERFs are talking about clothing retailers, and who they claim are men being involved in โ€˜Women-only spacesโ€™, have they stopped for a second to consider just how many male fashion designers there are and have been.

06.08.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hometime

31.07.2025 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Revisiting Instagram but also done classic sub-tweeting. I have no idea who on earth either person could possibly be too, so plus รงa change.

12.07.2025 06:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the commentators on the Alcaraz-Struff match just asked Tim Henman: โ€œDoes it help if you try to serve-and-volley more?โ€

Sir.

04.07.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rather defeats the whole point of a library, you absolute moron.

04.07.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dear God. Itโ€™s beautiful.

03.07.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a cape is standing in a dark room with a lightning bolt behind her ALT: a woman in a cape is standing in a dark room with a lightning bolt behind her

Walked towards my bedroom door and just as I was thinking about reaching out to open it, it swung open.
I know that itโ€™s just because the balcony door and bedroom window are open and created a sudden wind tunnel, but as I walked in without breaking my stride I felt like Storm.

03.07.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Reality could only stretch to PS1 graphics today.
Should be romping around Shadow Moses Island rather than London.

03.07.2025 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bunsen and Honeydew as Ed and Larry, and Iโ€™m not sure Iโ€™d want Stadler and Waldorf as every Republican they encounter (with no explanation, just quizzical glances) or if that was where they would have the guest cameos.

29.06.2025 09:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s not โ€˜so bad that itโ€™s goodโ€™, but a show that goes to superhuman efforts to make you ignore the problems.
As a concert performance, itโ€™s genuinely great.
As a story about the life of Eva Perรณn, itโ€™s a disaster.

28.06.2025 08:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So, itโ€™s all over the place, the plot gets near-totally lost, and itโ€™s โ€˜Glee does Evitaโ€™.
But, to cover that, they ramp everything else up: the orchestra, the choreo, the smoke machine, the lighting, the energy, and the men.
And given much of that is exactly what you want in a musical, it does wow.

28.06.2025 08:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know people who do get a little overwhelmed from the choice (and feeling theyโ€™d get the wrong thing), although I love food and like having everything available. Best I advised someone was to be led by how much time you have to cook and the weather. And sometimes think of dessert first.

22.06.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Infuriating when, particularly on topics like pornography, they either havenโ€™t considered why it exists in the first place or expect someone to speak up for it. Presented with a moral-high-horse argument, and painting those who might enjoy some acts not just as deviants but as dangerous or stupid.

20.06.2025 07:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We have actual laws that say murder is wrong and that you shouldnโ€™t drink and drive. People do those things, and will. But shows of support to minority groups help to reinforce that they are, at least in some way, seen within society and (ideally) donโ€™t have to be afraid the hegemony is against you.

18.06.2025 08:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œAn โ€˜evidence-basedโ€™ approachโ€?
What even is that in the context of support for LGBT support?

Theyโ€™ll only put up a Pride flag if they see a drop in homophobic attacks?
Indeed if you find that you are doing things that arenโ€™t working, the solution is โ€˜Do moreโ€™ not to give up and do less.

18.06.2025 08:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I donโ€™t particularly like the term, but I made some blondies. Banana and Dark chocolate, with a peanut butter cream. Theyโ€™re not as heavy as you might think, but they are deliciously filthy.

15.06.2025 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thereโ€™s a dog in Warwick that is not coping at all well with no longer being the centre of attention, or the cutest thing, in the household.
You hear of dogs bonding with babies, this one keeps stealing its toys.

15.06.2025 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of course it would be โ€˜greigeโ€™.

But also, what exactly do they think is going to happen when we get a blustery day?

15.06.2025 12:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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