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I Traveled 800 Miles To Eat Breakfast, Lunch, And Pizza At Criss Angel’s Breakfast, Lunch, And Pizza | Defector When I was a very depressed British teenager, I had an unhealthy fascination with America. I found a way to love its contradictions, to explain away the obvious sins not by excusing them directly but ...

by the end of this weekend my phone had learned "cablp" without autocorrecting it. please enjoy my trip report: defector.com/criss-angel-...

My beast!

Photo taken 15 minutes after morning feeding and backyard rounds. I think he was either just keeping an eye on me as I did my morning kitchen tasks, or he found the sun and was enjoying the warmth (it was about -10f outside when the picture was taken and we keep the house kind of cold).

Creature

Today is Take Your Soda to Work day

Unsettling

Drop out of life with thang in hand
Follow the hawk tuah the spit filled land

asking my failure of a son if he finds Burger King relatable

I can mail it to you. Just got a new printer.

Almost none at all. Forgot I did it between the time I posted it and the time you commented. Might even delete it soon to save Bluesky server space.

Wife called this "synesthesia for morons"

The GOAT

Was reading about how they made a “smooth miles Davis” for the cover of the 2020 reissue of in a silent way and losing my fucking mind?!

Thanks, homie!

Have you ever seen a larger xG spread between two goalies in a single game, with Sorokin saving nearly 4 goals above expected and Markstrom letting in 7.5 goals above expected?

YouTube video by David King The Biggest Scandal In Curling History

Anyway, if you want to go comment on this loser’s video and yell at him for stealing my friend’s content, I would really appreciate it! youtu.be/cjhqMutQpmw?...

We need a 15 year old president named Goated Reality

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YouTube video by ricola2727 The Year in Sports 1993

Letterboxd's database is a piece of shit because it does not include Sports Illustrated: The Year in Sports (1993) www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX2q...

Okay

I hope the announcement relates to the House out the Levitating Man

A text from my wife, which reads, "I had a dream last night that there was a third Fanning sister named Pog"

One of my favorite geological features of Long Island are the home basketball courts that have been reclaimed by nature

Consider seeing The Testament of Ann Lee

gathering fruits and nuts

It's true! The bumper sticker is true!

Remembering this today, and I just want to highlight the nickel one.

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.