Willy Wonkette

Best line of the day… “I’m a real softee, bitch.”

We just wanted to take a moment to thank all our new supporters! Tomorrow, there will be more of us!

It’s the kind of day where I’m just happy to be eating my microwaveable Cup of Noodles with the last clean fork…a giant salad server.

Life-hack: Cuppa’s are extra delicious when you add butter and Lemon Pepper.

Yes, and especially unfortunate for Bob.

You know it’s been a long day when you accidentally read the subject line of your latest email as “Please review your autopsy” instead of “Please review your autopay”.

HEAD START *ALSO* helps support & educate the youngest among us with disabilities, right alongside their typical peers. HS can provide Special Education services such as speech, motor development and more. It’s an INVALUABLE RESOURCE for families. STAND UP for children, stand up for Head Start!!

Hand drawn pics side-by side of smiling pink cat, belly up. On the right side cat is by itself. On the left side, same cat, but hand is shown trying to pet it’s belly. That cat holds a small dagger in its paw. Caption says, “Trying to pet a cat’s belly”.

We’ve all been there.

4 classic Fisher Price toy characters in row. 1970’s style. One grumpy looking little boy in red hat with blue clothes. One green and one red child with smiles, and one happy looking black & white dog, yellow collar. Caption says, “Even Fisher price knew those red hat wearing types were dicks.”

Someone’s upset.

Nice work, Canada — you did it! Yay, Mark Carney! You ARE superheroes today and every day. Congrats from Montana, your “close friend” now and always…‼️❤️

I had a really unpleasant thought today that if forced to choose between spending time with Marjorie Taylor Greene or Nancy Mace, I would at this point pick MTG. 🫣

Not the right yard to search for Easter eggs.

I swear to God he doesn’t have a fu*king clue about the topic.

Current day-drinking game: How many times does someone on CNN say “I’m old enough to remember when…”?

Great list of 100 traits & behaviors related to personality disordered individuals — particularly enlightening given our current political situation. As a nation we’ve ALL become stuck in a gigantic dysfunctional relationship with one person.

outofthefog.website/traits

Crabby cat in profile pic has done that thing today where I wake up, walk forward, and he quickly darts his chunky self between my feet, almost tripping me. In the cat world this means “I am out of food and you damn-well better go get it now”!

Should delete some of my lame posts, but they cling like needy toddlers.

Getting a little annoyed with CONNECTIONS categories like:
Fantasy books with chickens as main characters minus two letters means new word that’s a dance move from the 70s after scrambling and adding “s”.

Word.

💡💡💡THANK YOU to the woman who put a comment like “Don’t repost my meme unless you interact with me…” on her profile! It was just enough SNARK to help me finally figure out how to see replies on other people’s posts. I go to THEIRS, not thru mine! 🤦‍♀️ Whoop! Bluesky just got so much more interesting!!

Multiple fenceposts in a row, green grass, snowcapped mountain in the background.

Post. Repost.

Yes, agreed, and probably because they have hurt him or worse.

DOGE abruptly cut a program called Charting My Path for Future Success—a research-based effort that helped teens with disabilities transition from high school into college, work, and independent living. Now it’s gone without explanation.

Oh! 😕

You know it’s time to clean when you notice the banana you brought from home for lunch at work has cat hair on it.

I’m still pretty new here, but I take it something unfortunate has befallen the donkey and the blonde woman. 🤔

At least you went… 🙂

Dry whine?

Here’s a cupcake. 🧁

dry humor.

Quote on cross-stitch with hoop: “This too shall pass but like holy fuck”. Also includes pink roses with green leaves on bottom and top.

Yep.