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Godzilla vs Kong except they are in love so the city just watches in horror as they are forced to watch giant monsters do anal

Blue hot pink swirly clouds.

Stunning sunset tonight. Well done, sky.

My mom is watching a Reddit reader video with subway surfers WHILE PLAYING MERGE DRAGONS. SHE I S THE ATTENTION SPAN

And that’s on autism woot woot 😭

I desperately need a hug rn but if anyone touches me I might actually cry

Fairy court except it’s gay people playing tennis

Screenshot of a tumblr post by me treat says “omg soo im on a bus and some kid was crying and being shushed, which is normal but the lady they were with was shushing them a LOT, so I kept an ear out. Then I heard “I want my mommy” and like, what if it was trafficking? So I was about to ask the kid if they knew the adult but I was in the window seat so I was kinda trapped, but then the kid cried “I WANT MY SEAT” and guess I misheard it but oh my god the RELIEF”

#publictransportation#anxiety#childtrafficking#bus

Usually I check hotel rooms for cameras but honestly I cannot be assed rn. They can have my mediocre nudes I’m too tired for this shit

You ever just hallucinate your wake up alarm an hour early 😭

Oh, I hate "body language" as a concept so much. I don't understand why people genuinely take the obviously made up stories they see on tv as gospel. Lie to me was a fun tv show, it was not a documentary. It's made up, nonsense, bs...

TV shows and the rise of podcasts that are armchair psychologists studying someomes bodylanguage

I blame tv shows in which we had a random waltz in, throw a SINGULAR look at the bones/skull that have been found and start describing rapid fire the person. Race, age, ethnicity, sex...
Those are ASSUMPTIONS. They are not absolute...

The same picture as above, but with labels pointing out that the labeled male/female skulls are on the opposite sides of the picture from the overlaid skulls on Leo's face.

Among other things, it's very annoying that they put the male/female skulls on the opposite side from the corresponding overlay.

believe it or not, that was the exact claim nazis made about the pope in 1969 when founding the sedevacantist heresy

at first i'm laughing and then i'm thinking "wait isn't this what nazis call everyone they didn't like a Jew?"

The only thing more despicable then a phrenologist is a fucking armchair phenologist. What the actual fuck.

These terfs really need to make their mind up. Is biological sex determined by our chromosomes, genitals, or multicolored facial tattoos?

Oh, he's trans all right: trans-substantiating the body and blood of Christ during the Eucharist.

What did you think “return to monke” meant? Vibes ? papers? Essays? Losers

Lepsy Kome... @LepszyKme... •2h g .•. You are using a homo neanderthalsis skull as a template, you moroon.

Male beauty standards are out of control

a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know " ALT: a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know "

Talked to a transvestigator once. Yes, they think all celebrities are trans. When I asked why they explained that it had started under Shakespeare and the famous people kept doing it for some reason.

Researchers Reaffirm Remains in Viking Warrior Tomb Belonged to a Woman In new paper, the authors behind the 2017 study echo their original conclusions and delve deeper into the secrets of the grave in the Viking town of Birka

Reminds me of this. Gender assumptions were originally based on the graves content.

Oh yes, always check the skellyballs 😄

It's also worth noting that a good archaeologist should try to avoid viewing their findings through a modern lens, so acknowledging that things like gender identity are dependent on time and place, and we cannot assume that people held the same values we do.

Oh nooooooo! I'm sorry you went through that 😭

I grew up taking many things literally too. I thought having thoughts or dreams about sex was a sin, and I could kind of stop myself thinking about it but I could not stop myself dreaming about it and I thought I was going to hell

I believe it was a sort of censored attempt to explain why human males don't have penile bones

My rib cage is not symetrical. For far too long I assumed males had an uneven number of ribs and that the stuff in the bible was an attempt to explain why.
Felt so stupid when I learned it was all bullshit.
Gave me one less thing to feel dysphoric about though.

I like this because it's immediately falsifiable for most men so presumably poking yourself methodically in each set of ribs is blasphemous

or maybe they all did it and think they have a terrible secret they must take to their graves, not realizing every other man they know has the same secret

My FA professor gave a talk at some very religious islands and was told you could recognise a male skeleton by the missing rib....