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stg this real fish
ketchup!!
05.02.2026 07:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i like the rollers on the sides. are they for scrolling?
05.02.2026 07:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0honestly its the same feeling sometimes
05.02.2026 02:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0'superbowl halftime' is great if you hate spaces
05.02.2026 02:37 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0before and after
05.02.2026 02:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my high school girlfriend did not appreciate my joke about getting my first STI after i caught her cold but i stand by it
05.02.2026 00:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i was just thinking feet pee must've been so happy for those 23 minutes
05.02.2026 00:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0you'll never guess what i whipped up for lunch today after seeing this post in my notifications all yesterday and this morning
04.02.2026 23:56 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0who else is reading this post on the toilet?
04.02.2026 13:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0call 'em long johns and no one will bat an eye
04.02.2026 06:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
college basketball player named All Wright
they've got college basketball players with baseball names now
04.02.2026 02:04 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i'm a single issue voter. it should be illegal to call it 'buffalo chicken' if its just a chicken sandwich with a little chipotle mayo. and you can't call it chipotle if it is mayo with a little paprika sprinkled in. two issue voter i guess.
03.02.2026 20:15 β π 563 π 48 π¬ 7 π 0rental??? RENTAL???!!
a rented movie should be $3
a gentleman doesn't double sided dildo and tell
03.02.2026 23:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0phpbsky
03.02.2026 23:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh is a spaceball happening?
03.02.2026 23:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0make sure to not get the cheese filled ones. very hard to clean up if there is a, uh, rupture
03.02.2026 23:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
the entire population of the world blended into a fine goo, formed into a meatball towering over central park
03.02.2026 23:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0real siblings against artificial agents
03.02.2026 22:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my sister is chatgpt pilled π
03.02.2026 22:55 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0its sooooo much nicer
03.02.2026 22:52 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0winter boots with a microwave on the inside to warm your toesies
03.02.2026 22:13 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0mortal or not really?
03.02.2026 21:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0okay fine i'll take a shower
03.02.2026 21:27 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0creme de calcaire
03.02.2026 21:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i'm a single issue voter. it should be illegal to call it 'buffalo chicken' if its just a chicken sandwich with a little chipotle mayo. and you can't call it chipotle if it is mayo with a little paprika sprinkled in. two issue voter i guess.
03.02.2026 20:15 β π 563 π 48 π¬ 7 π 0show a little skin see a little skin
03.02.2026 18:04 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0these are real problems gen alpha is going to have in 40-60 years. not a laughing matter!!!
03.02.2026 18:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0about one million more to my next million
03.02.2026 17:49 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0marinate overnight with an oil based sauce and braise, they'll cook up perfect. wait.
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