John

What's up YouTube today we're dropping a crate full of geek bars into the middle of the sentinel islands

the face I make while typing "mewithoutyou full live set" into youtube

I think NFL RedZone is at least partially to blame for gooning

Mama always made the best Tennessee-style pulled dork

Kid at work in a Blue Jays hat keeps pointing at the baseball game on TV and asking his mom if every player is George Springer

She had to inform it was in fact a rerun of a Marlins game

That's why we're friends

Snow is a good song that is bad, Can't Stop and Around The World are bad songs that are good, really good, even.

Breaking The Girl is just a good song, however

You're absolutely qualified but I would argue that the good parts of the song outweigh the bad

- chord progression: bangs
- bassline: bangs
- performances: bangs
- Anthony Kiedis: the weakest link

In fact most of the Red Hot Chili Peppers songs are either good songs that are bad or bad songs that are good.

Music theory lesson: some songs are good, some songs are bad. However, some songs are bad songs that are good, and some are good songs that are bad.

For example: The Power of Equality by the Red Hot Chili Peppers is a good song that is bad. Emit Remmus by RHCP is a bad song that is good.

Sorry for speeding I was listening to Jay Reatard again

update: it's pretty boring

The existence of music journalism as a whole appears to be hinging on whether or not the new Turnstile album is good

When I die I hope I'm wearing a cool shirt

why are they playing Transatlanticisim in the Genny Brewhouse right now

Truly believe one of the best things you can do for yourself is eat something spicy for breakfast

who up nubbying they numbers

Accidentally listened to Do It Again 9 times in a row

Remember when young thug said "I'm gonna ride in that pussy like a stroller"

Taking the boutique edibles that advertise on podcasts and immediately gaining an understanding of stack overflow

And that's what makes it cool

You're 100% correct

If you wrote a movie where the best banjo player in the world was named Earl Scruggs it would be deemed unrealistic but that's just real life baby

We've had the nu-metal revival. Korn is cool again. We need the post grunge return. Blurry by Puddle of Mudd is an unironically near-perfect song and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

The only good Code Orange song is the one they put out with Billy Corgan that sounds like it should be the menu music for NASCAR Thunder 2005 and it's so fucking good because of that

We need more music that sounds like mid-2000's butt rock and I'm not kidding

This joke isn't funny but it is specific

"Our sources are saying that Aaron Rodgers..."
"WHAD"
"Didn't sell his Popcorn before he used the Wheel of Fortune"
"WHAD"
"AND NOW IT'S FOIL. Over to you AJ."